What Should You Be For Halloween?

Ahh, the age-old question. Should you go the hilarious route or sex it up? Get in the Halloween Spirit and let us help you decide what direction to go with your costume this year!

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Sep 28, 2014

First off, what IS Halloween to you?

How's your Sense of Humor?

Which of these stereotypes were you closest to in school?

Another important question - What will you be DOING for Halloween?

Why do you watch movies and/or TV?

With all the morbid stuff around at Halloween, are you easily grossed out!?

When you see THIS (photo above), your first thoughts are:

Very important, this one. Choose a Johnny Depp:

Which of these would your friends put on your tombstone:

And Finally... Do you enjoy making your costumes or buying them?

Something SEXY!

Something SEXY!

Look... its no secret that Halloween is THE Sex Holiday in today's age. Forget Valentine's Day, forget New Year's - People be doin' it at Halloween, and it looks like you may be DTF all up in this freaky season! First off, there is zero shame in this - anyone trying to convince you otherwise needs to loosen up. Secondly, sexy costumes work for just about everyone. If you're a couple? Sex it up and enjoy the holiday together. If you're single? Well then Halloween is LITERALLY a free pass for you to wear almost-nothing in public and go get laid. And if anyone questions this decision on your part, tell them this quiz said it was OK. You're welcome.

Something RIDICULOUS (and funny)!

Something RIDICULOUS (and funny)!

See what we did there, with the picture and title? If you get it, then this is absolutely the direction you should go in with your costume. You have a truly golden sense of humor - and by 'golden' we mean you're raunchy and make yourself laugh. But hey, isn't that what life's all about? Halloween is all about the ridiculous fun for you, and you're out to amuse your friends with your costume choice, but mostly yourself. Choose something this year that will give a good laugh! Or something that will piss someone off, that usually works too.

A Celebrity!

A Celebrity!

Yes, we realize its 'cheating' to use a picture of an actual celeb dressed as another celeb. This photo clearly illustrates how awesome dressing up as a famous celebrity can be, and we think this is just the idea for you! Whether it's something topical (like this one) or something classic (like Elvis, Marilyn, or Michael Jackson) - We think you should put your talents to the test and spend the entire month impersonating a celebrity. But you've gotta commit! COMMIT!!!

A Historical Figure!

A Historical Figure!

Ah yes, we're suggesting a more classic route for your costume choice - Historical Figures! However, we absolutely think you should think outside the box and have a bit of fun with it. Don't limit yourself to classic American costumes like Lincoln and Clinton - But don't dress up like Osama Bin Laden and run around screaming at people, either. Totally not suggesting that. At all. Ok do it! Just let us know how it turns out.

A Favorite Character!

A Favorite Character!

Find a favorite character from TV, books, or movies, and go for it! The trick here is, though, to find a character that resembles you in some way, or a character you identify with. It's always fun to be a classic character, but it's a lot MORE fun if you can blend seamlessly into said character - and we're willing to bet you can. Now, who are you going to be!?

An Inanimate Object!

An Inanimate Object!

We're willing to bet you're old school like the old school, or have a family of your own - and we're definitely suggesting you go the always-overlooked Inanimate Object route with your costume! The great thing about these costumes is they're often fun DIY projects, and that can be a lot of fun to work on with friends or family. Get a group together and be household appliances, pieces of candy, or little green army men! The options are endless - and its always a truly enjoyable challenge for a creative individual such as yourself!

Something HORRIFYING (and awesome)!

Something HORRIFYING (and awesome)!

This is your favorite time of year, isn't it? Hell yeah it is! Time to relish in Hollow's Eve and be something friggin' TERRIFYING! For you, Halloween is all about scary movies, haunted houses, and scaring the S#!t out of your friends. Go the extra mile this year, don't just be a zombie (insert occupation here) or Freddy or Jason - Do something truly terrifying. Get some latex and fake blood and send those kiddies flocking for the hills! If you're looking for specific suggestions, we hear that Chuckie and the girl from the Exorcist still freak the F^#k out of people no matter what year it is.