What Is Your Southern Personality?

Are you a Hillbilly, Southern Belle, or more of a Redneck?

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Oct 21, 2018

Would you ever go hunting?

Name these two winners:

Choose from these fine TV programs:

What music would you rather listen to?

Pick your "Southern Quirk":

Which of these three countries would you most like to visit?

Pick your poison:

The mania over Duck Dynasty is:

Choose a Southern State:

Deer are:

Hillbilly

Hillbilly

Down from the hills you come - carrying jugs of moonshine and double-barreled shotguns galore! Straw hats and overalls are your choice attire, and shoes are always optional! For you, life is about the simple pleasures and comforts of mother nature - and technology the rest of the world left behind decades ago, of course. All you need is a log cabin, a shed for your stuffin's, and a good ol' hound dog! And jugs o' moonshine, can't forget the moonshine.

Country Bumpkin'

Country Bumpkin'

CMAs! CMT! OMG!!!! You are riding the country-pop-culture wave like only Hannah Montana or Alan Jackson could! No one saw it coming, but country music has become hip, sexy, and stylish - and you make those cowboy boots look goooood! Upset that T. Swift left the country scene? ISN'T EVERYONE!? Either way, If you haven't been to Nashville yet, you're missing out on THE place you need to be! Yee haa!

Redneck

Redneck

Beards? Check. Camo? Check. Tasteless Rebel Flag EVERYTHING? Double check. Grab a bud light and a full slab of BBQ ribs because yo' @$$ is a redneck! The Macgyvers of the south, Rednecks are capable of miracles such as: Turning truck beds into hot tubs, mud puddles into wrestling arenas, and of course - beer cans into wind chimes! There's no stopping any group of people who can turn deer into meatloaf.

Southern Belle'

Southern Belle'

Mornin' glory, what vision do I see before me? A Southern Belle', surely! You are the epitome of southern charm and hospitality - so long as you like those who come a'visitin', of course. No one can pull off a plantation dress quite like you, and lawd'a'mercy no othah soul can sip a fine cup'o'tea quite like you, eitha. Life is good, and good is the land!

Ragin' Cajun

Ragin' Cajun

Who'dere? You'dere! Living proof that crawfish and alligator are indeed edible - you are Creole Royalty! The Bayou is your's for the pickin', and ain't no critter gonna go un-caught! Swamps may be inhabitable for most, but not you - you're a master of the wetlands and delta dealings. Cajun music, food, culture - it's all calling to you, and there's nothing else quite like it in the world!