Are You Secretly Evil?

Is that hatred or heartburn boiling up from within? Come test your subconscious to find out!

Johan Beornson The Ist
On Nov 23, 2018

What do you see in this Rorschach test?

Which of these animals is your favorite?

Which of these is your favorite holiday?

Are you a practical jokester?

Who would win in an all out, knock down brawl between these pop culture icons?

Do you generally remember your pleasant dreams or nightmares?

Which of these movie genres do you enjoy the most?

Which of these famous characters is your favorite?

Are you a day or night person?

Which of these images appeals to you most?

A Black-Hearted Demon!

A Black-Hearted Demon!

Eeeeeeeevil Demon - COME OUT! Areth thou possesed? Ist thou being forced against thy will by thine most evil of creatures - thy House Cat!? - Whatever your plight, your subconscious is bubbling with voodoo and all sorts of dark mojo, baby! You are your own master and no one's fool - a kickin' @$$ and takin' names S.O.B whose not afraid to take what they want, no matter what the cost! And the demon wings and glowing red eyes are a total plus as well, yah? We thought so.

You May Have Evil Aspirations!

You May Have Evil Aspirations!

Ahhhh yes, the gray one. You inhabit that fantastical zone between good and bad - An ever changing individual whose alliances are formed where it shall benefit them most. Selfish? Perhaps, but if life teaches us one thing its that you have to look out for number one - And you most certainly do! We're not calling you evil by any means, but you have the capability to be whatever you need yourself to be - a fantastically useful, yet dangerous, individual. Watch out World!

That's Not Evil, That's Just Heartburn!

That's Not Evil, That's Just Heartburn!

Confused as to what you're feeling deep down inside? Is there a burning, bubbling passion that calls to you from the depths of your very being? ...Well we're thinking that may just be the pizza talking because from the looks of it you're not evil at all! This result points to you being a person of conscience, of good-will, and of virtuosity - though you may be one to questions the merits of yourself (and definitely others) at times. You might be quick to judge, but are also willing to forgive. May we also suggest some Tums, yes?

Absolutely Not, You Angel You!

Absolutely Not, You Angel You!

Bless your heart, how could you even think there was an evil bone in your body? Given our calculations, you seem to be as pure as freshly fallen snow, and as pleasant as an untampered-with double stuffed oreo! You are one of the good ones, a kind and gentle soul who prefers nurture to conflict and peace to war. Others may be a bit frustrated by your serenity, but only because they're jealous! It is very rare that a person achieves such a state of complicit "good" - So kudos to you, oh purest one!