Which Character in THE HOME FOR WAYWARD LADIES are you?

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Jeremy Blaustein
On Jun 2, 2014

There's a hot piece of ass standing alone at the bar. You...

You just got mugged (Your nag of a mother always told you this would happen...) Which of these will you miss the most?

You tell people all the time that you don’t have a type (which, by the way, means that you’re a total slut). In truth, however, you typically date…

You look thirsty. What can I get you to drink?

The last time you took a shower was...

You can count the number of sexual partners you've been with on...

You find out that your married boss is having an affair with the new intern. You…

You're up for the lead in a Broadway show when you get a call from your agent. Apparently, they're offering you an understudy position. You…

The guy you’ve been blowing for a few weeks decides to call it quits. You…

When it comes to love, you think...

Eli Bodner-Schultz

Eli Bodner-Schultz

You're so Eli! You're smart and funny, but also loyal (sometimes to a fault). Every now and then, your heart gets trampled. You've earned the right to not always the shimmering optimist. But those tribulations are what make you such a damn good artist (and lover)- when someone is willing to give you a chance.

Hunter Collier

Hunter Collier

You're so Hunter! Never afraid to play the role of the delicate hothouse flower, lurking beneath it all is a steel magnolia. Just because you're the quiet one in the group doesn't mean you don't have an opinion. And don't ever let anyone tell you that you're strange. You're not; you're just... particular.

Nicholas Irwin Applebaum

Nicholas Irwin Applebaum

You're so Nick! There isn't a day when the world doesn't revolve around you. And why shouldn't it? You're loud, and proud, and totally fearless about all the things that make you as awesome as you are. But be careful- even the sneakiest of devils can sometimes get caught in their own trap.

Robin Cambridge

Robin Cambridge

You're so Robin (and we're all better for it)! You've got the world's best interest at heart, but that doesn't mean you don't occasionally stir the pot for fun. You've worked hard and have earned your fabulosity. And you wear it so well!

Danny Olsen

Danny Olsen

You're so Danny! Let's face it- you're a hunk. Also, you have an innate ability to put your money where your mouth is (and the wisdom to not tell the world just where that mouth has been). Your professionalism and can-do attitude really make things happen. Now, go take the world by storm!

Mandy Olsen

Mandy Olsen

You're so Mandy! Your attention to detail is has saved many a day. And who cares if you were the only girl on the field hockey team not to be asked to prom? Your skills were put to much better use on the decorating committee anyway.

Vicki Vallenzino

Vicki Vallenzino

You're so Vickie! Now, seriously- put those old fun bags away; nobody wants to see them. Your charisma always gets you what you want, and that's why you're the reigning queen. Just ask all those bodies piled up behind you...