When did you wake up today?
Like every other morning
So late I can't even believe it
What did you have for breakfast?
No time for breakfast
Bacon and eggs
What day is it?
Where are you on this fine day?
If you had to eat what one animal eats for the rest of the day, which would you choose?
What are your plans for tonight?
Doing some shopping
Straight to sleep
Watching TV at home
Going to a concert
Meeting friends at a bar
How many sweet/fattening foods have you had in the past 2 days?
Did your boss yell at you today?
I am the boss!
Will you be eating your lunch alone or with someone else?
Most importantly: How hungry are you??
Treat yourself to some fish on rice, because it's time to celebrate your awesome life!
You've been hanging in there for far too long, live a little. even if it means a guaranteed stomach ache
Guilty Pleasure Cheeseburger
You've had a pretty shitty day, but it's about to get soo much better!! Forget about your health, this meat is giving you some love
A Fresh Salad
You've had enough fun the last few days, time to cut back and enjoy nature's Not-So-Tasty meals
A Baloney Sandwich
Well, at least it's not tuna...
Mac and Cheese With a Mars Bar
Return of the Mac! You've had some bad times lately, but it's nothing some mac and cheese (and chocolate) can't solve!
Every modern human must each day face one of the toughest questions known to mankind: What am I going to eat for lunch?? Need some help picking out the perfect lunch for today? that's why we're here!!