How Vanilla Is Your Sex Life?

How important is sex to you? Do you see yourself denying you have a vanilla and mundane sex life? Could 2015 be the year to branch out on those flavours a bit? Take our short quiz to discover how spicy your sex life really is.

Created by James Smurthwaite

On Mar 11, 2015

What is your ideal first date?

It’s a Friday night - what’s your plan to spice things up?

Your partner decides to introduce ‘dirty talk’ in the bedroom, your reaction is…

How risky are you willing to make your sex life?

It’s your partner’s birthday and you want to them to remember it, you…

People still have sex?

Yes.. People are still having sex and they’re thinking about it maybe a little bit more than you are. It might be time to start getting back out there and acknowledging that it’s unlikely sex will ever go out of fashion.

Pistachio Sex

You’re happy to spice it up now and then, and have no issues with experimenting on special occasions. Why wouldn’t you try everything at least once?

Vanilla Sex

Sex isn’t everything to you - it’s more of an expression of romanticism and showing someone you love them. Missionary is just fine..

50 shades of sex

We don’t need to know all the details, as long as you’re enjoying yourself… which you clearly are as there are no limits to your experimentation's.

How Vanilla Is Your Sex Life?

How Vanilla Is Your Sex Life?

How important is sex to you? Do you see yourself denying you have a vanilla and mundane sex life? Could 2015 be the year to branch out on those flavours a bit? Take our short quiz to discover how spicy your sex life really is.

How important is sex to you? Do you see yourself denying you have a vanilla and mundane sex life? Could 2015 be the year to branch out on those flavours a bit? Take our short quiz to discover how spicy your sex life really is.

What is your ideal first date?

I like to keep it old school with a dinner and drinks

A home-cooked meal with some wine and a DVD

Not a fan of dates - best to keep it no strings

Nothing cliché, something fun like a trip to the beach

It’s a Friday night - what’s your plan to spice things up?

A night in with Netflix, a lot of cheese and red wine

The 50 Shades Red Room recreated with whips and chains

A ton of paprika in a homemade curry

Rose petals and champagne - old school romanticism always works

Your partner decides to introduce ‘dirty talk’ in the bedroom, your reaction is…

Skip the chat and cut to it

Intriguing, but also slightly worried

This can stay as a prequel to foreplay

Confusion, why would they say something like that? I need to get up in the morning - I want to sleep

How risky are you willing to make your sex life?

I like a bit of risk, but nothing mental, it stops at the mile high club

In the words of Kelis, ‘Let’s Get It On In Public’

Equipment's important- starting with a video camera

Why would any form of intimacy be risky?

It’s your partner’s birthday and you want to them to remember it, you…

Spend ages deliberating on the perfect card and fill their room with photos and balloons

Call ‘in sick’ to work and transform their room into a full S&M chamber

Introduce a third party to the bedroom; it’s now or never

Are people still into whipped cream?

People still have sex?

People still have sex?

Yes.. People are still having sex and they’re thinking about it maybe a little bit more than you are. It might be time to start getting back out there and acknowledging that it’s unlikely sex will ever go out of fashion.

Pistachio Sex

Pistachio Sex

You’re happy to spice it up now and then, and have no issues with experimenting on special occasions. Why wouldn’t you try everything at least once?

Vanilla Sex

Vanilla Sex

Sex isn’t everything to you - it’s more of an expression of romanticism and showing someone you love them. Missionary is just fine..

50 shades of sex

50 shades of sex

We don’t need to know all the details, as long as you’re enjoying yourself… which you clearly are as there are no limits to your experimentation's.

How important is sex to you? Do you see yourself denying you have a vanilla and mundane sex life? Could 2015 be the year to branch out on those flavours a bit? Take our short quiz to discover how spicy your sex life really is.