Pick A Setting
A Quiet Place
The Good Place
What's The Plot?
A magical nanny arrives unannounced and drops acid with your kids
Crazy Rich Asians
Gay fashion designer is fabulous and murdered
Julia Roberts signed on so it technically doesn't need one
Who Plays The Mom?
Claire Foy hardly masking her British accent
Nicole Kidman trying to be ugly
Patricia Clarkson minus the poison, but with the scary manicure
Patricia Clarkson minus the scary manicure, but with the poison
Jason Bateman's New Balance sneakers
Johnny Depp as himself in Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
The Best Friend?
A self-destructive but like super talented alcoholic (who also has a beard)
A rapping lamplighter played by - SURPRISE! - Lin Manuel Miranda
Rami Malek with Freddie Mercury teeth
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, duh.
Choose a Best Song
"Jolene" by Dolly Parton
Charlie Puth anything
"thank u, next" by Ariana Grande
That startling "BUM BUM" noise when you open the Netflix app
Pick An Ending
They fall in love
It was all a dream
Blind people inherit the Earth
We know, we know - THEY MADE YOU LOOK
Another Jennifer Anniston banger for the books!
Fifty Shades Freed
Don't worry, we're as disappointed and as you are.
The Incredibles 2
It was an incredible year for films! (Just not this one.)