Here’s How Captain America (Probably) Celebrated His 100th Birthday
Steve Rogers just keeps getting better with age
The Captain started off his day with some cardio.
He dropkicked some fools on the way.
Then he did a little CrossFit.
Following a big workout, he relaxed by hitting the sauna.
After he discovered what the internet is...
Captain America put on his extra medium shirt...
And filmed the next four Marvel movies.
Rogers' evening started with America's pastime, of course.
And ended with setting off some festive fireworks.
Finally, Captain America told his loved ones how he really feels about them.
Happy birthday, Cap! We salute you.