Deadpool Was Almost a Dad in the Sequel. Here's Wade Wilson's Greatest Fatherly Advice

More like Dadpool, right?!

We read between the lines to find Wade Wilson’s greatest fatherly advice through GIFs:

1

Stop and smell the, ahem, roses.

2

It’s always polite to introduce yourself first.

3

Help others in need.

4

Say hi to a stranger.

Nobody said Deadpool's fatherly advice would necessarily be *good* advice, OK?

5

Don’t judge a book by its cover.

6

Take time to relax.

7

Have a strong work ethic.

8

Give people their space.

9

Be supportive.

10

Don’t sit on a potentially creepy, overweight man’s lap.

11

Always say “please” and “thank you.”

12

Don’t be afraid to get creative.

13

Responsibilities are important.

With this kind of fatherly advice, how could Dadpool not be the greatest father in cinematic history?

We'll have to wait and see if a child pops up in the second Deadpool or if Deadpool 3 will introduce the spawn of Wade Wilson: Kidpool.