10 Reasons Why Weed Is Actually The Best Valentine You've Ever Had
10 Reasons Why Weed Is Actually The Best Valentine You've Ever Had
Don't tell me I don't know what true love is.
Don't tell me I don't know what true love is.
Every time you swipe right, it works out.
We live in a dating age of unlimited choices which can be overwhelming. But when it comes to weed, your preferences can be exactly met. Are you looking for a high-energy sativa blend? Or maybe a platinum hybrid? It's all there waiting for you. What a time to be alive, my fellow stoners. What a time to be alive.
Your happiness comes first.
Relationships are about give and take. But in this relationship, the bud is all about YOU! No judgement on your decision to not trade up your pjs for sexy lingerie. No passive aggressive texts about forgetting to call in advance for reservations. Your weed just wants you to be happy. And it always succeeds.
No mixed signals.
"Do they like me as much as I like them?" "Do we get each a gift even though we haven't known each other very long?" "Are we even going to acknowledge the waiter's comment about how cute our hypothetical children would look?"
Dating is confusing enough. Skip the hard decisions and stick with the one who gives us consistent love all year around.