Which Lovable Villain Are You?

They're despicable, deplorable, and they make us sick to our stomachs! But they're just too likable to entirely hate. So which one are you?

Hannah Toner
Created By Hannah Toner
On Mar 29, 2017

Which crime do you find most forgivable?

What are your thoughts on the death penalty?

What is the best form of revenge?

Which of the 7 deadly sins can you be fairly accused of?

And which virtue do you stand for?

Which of these pictures do you find attractive despite yourself?

Are you fun to have around?

Pick the song you like best.

What is your best quality?

Who would direct a movie about your life?

Are you romantic?

You're off to commit a crime! What do you bring along?

Who will ultimately defeat you?

Bill (Kill Bill)

Bill (Kill Bill)

You're Bill, and no. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real... well, you know. When your feelings are hurt, you are prone to revenge. You ruin people's entire lives. In Quentin Tarantino's epic, "Kill Bill", Bill himself tried to kill his own lover, almost succeeding, and shot her friends down. Bang bang indeed.
So why do we love you?
You are so charismatic, and underneath all that hatred we can see true compassion. Your mythology is not only great, it's unique.

Humbert Humbert (Lolita)

Humbert Humbert (Lolita)

You're Humbert Humbert; an artist and a madman, a creature of infinite melancholy. You're a pervert, but a sweet and well-spoken one. In Vladimir's Nabokov's modern classic, Humbert himself kidnapped and raped a twelve-year-old girl, then murdered her lover. Yikes.
So why do we love you?
You are a true romantic. Alongside lust in your heart lies innocent love, and you have a remarkable talent for words. If a violin string could ache, you would be that string. Limp onward.

Alex DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange)

Alex DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange)

You're Alex, and although you may be calm on the outside you are thinking all the time. A bit of a sadist yourself, you love the thrills of freedom and all the sensual pleasures in life. Violence is something you're extremely fascinated with. In A Clockwork Orange, Alex himself rapes and kills people, alongside taking drugs and beating people senseless.
So why do we love you?
You are an absolute charmer, with a passionate soul and a true talent for speech. You may be wicked, but you are so in love with life that it's hard not to have fun when you're around. Viddy well, little brother!

Satan (South Park)

Satan (South Park)

You're Satan, lord of all darkness in South Park. Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. This, you know very well. You are a causer of havoc and overseer of panic. In South Park, Satan himself starts a fist fight with Jesus and plans to take over the earth in the feature-length movie.
So why do we love you?
Although you are entirely wretched, you also have a gentle, artistic, and romantic side. You might be despised by all, but you can also make us laugh in the worst of times. Thank you.

Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)

Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)

You're Hannibal Lecter, or Hannibal the Cannibal. Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head; and you're especially good at getting into people's heads. You are a lover of finer things, and unashamed of your homicidal tendencies. Hannibal himself murdered and ate many people, then manipulated the so-called love of his life.
So why do we love you?
You are undeniably intelligent, and people genuinely enjoy talking to you. You have an immense presence that simply shouldn't be underestimated.

Tate (American Horror Story)

Tate (American Horror Story)

You're Tate Langdon, and as we very well know, all monsters are human. You're a manipulative, sneaky person with a deceptively cute personality. In American Horror Story: Murder House, Tate set his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 kids, murdered a couple, and raped one of the main characters. He surely must be evil.
So why do we love you?
You're sensitive and romantic; you are an incredibly charming person with a sweet smile and the soul of a poet. You'll likely be forgiven for even the most gruesome crimes... at least, by fangirls.

Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove)

Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove)

You're Yzma, a woman who is scary beyond all reason. Quick with a joke and some science to solve your problems, you are totally ruthless. In the Disney film "The Emperor's New Groove", Yzma's lust for power drove her to abuse her henchman and try to murder the emperor Kuzco.
So why do we love you?
You are not only ambitious, you're downright hilarious! Many people would choose to put you in charge. With eccentric tastes and flashy style, you simply can't go wrong.

Carrie White (Carrie)

Carrie White (Carrie)

You are Carrie White, Stephen King's sweetest, most timid sadist. You are naturally empathetic, innocent, and cautious, but when you snap you unleash a raw, unimaginable fury. Carrie herself murdered her mother, classmates, and even teachers who tried to help her in a rampage.
So why do we love you?
You are a truly sweet creature, and despite the occasional freak out, you couldn't hurt a fly. You're truly a gem, and you deserve better than the hand you've been given.