How Anti-Valentine's Day Are You?

Are you as angry as Grumpy Cat towards Valentine's Day or are you as happy as the disgustingly awkward couple sitting on the same side of a restaurant booth? Take the quiz to find out!

Hannah
Created By Hannah
On Mar 29, 2017

Do you have a significant other?

What are your plans for the day before Valentine's Day?

What's your ideal date?

What do you want for Valentine's Day?

Which word best fits your personality?

Pick a characteristic you would want in a significant other

What is your favorite holiday?

Which job would you choose?

Which Wal-Mart stereotype would you be?

If you did have a date to prom, which one of these couples would you be?

You're Grumpy Cat!

You're Grumpy Cat!

You HATE Valentine's Day with the passion of one thousand suns. You want nothing to do with any aspect of the day or any type of love. You want to repel it for everything you're worth. You would love nothing more than to go to every happy couple and snap them out of their lovey-dovey reality. Give it a few years, and we'll be seeing you on the Valentine's Day edition of the "Snapped" series. You will make your dreams a reality.

You're the Valentine's Day Wannabe!

You're the Valentine's Day Wannabe!

You will not stand for love and happiness for anyone else if you cannot have it yourself, and you will stop at no lengths to make sure every social media platform knows it! You post your "Forever Alone" statuses and hateful Valentine's Day odes, but we all know that the second someone asks you out, you will change your tune and begin posting the sappy statuses we all hate. You're a romantic at heart, but you go about getting romance all the wrong way. Trying to make people feel sorry for you will not improve your chances!

You're just excited for the clearance candy!

You're just excited for the clearance candy!

This kid tells it how it is.. You have a countdown calendar that you start every year starting the day after Valentine's Day for the glorious site of 75% off signs posted around Target. You work from one Valentine's Day to the next making your game plan to hit all of the stores in time to get your most coveted candies. Hey, who can blame you? You've got it figured out compared to all of the suckers who have to have gifts before Valentine's Day! Kudos to you!

You're totally the couple sitting on the same side of the booth!

You're totally the couple sitting on the same side of the booth!

The title says it all. You're the couple looking lovingly into each other's eyes while everyone else stares at you with disgust. You're happy, but the rest of the restaurant who has to look at you two and your excessive PDA is perturbed. Just sit across from each other, and no one will get hurt.

You're the Single Lady!

You're the Single Lady!

You're the single lady! You are independent and don't care what anyone else thinks. You love being single, and Valentine's Day doesn't bother you a bit! You're happy for all of the couples, but you are also more than happy for yourself. You've got life figured out!

You're the Anti Consumerism Guru!

You're the Anti Consumerism Guru!

You will do anything and everything to avoid going out during Valentine's Day. You refuse to participate in this holiday that exists for the sole purpose of capitalism. You refuse to be the consumer! You may be single or you may be in a relationship. If you have an SO, you will be sure to make a pact to stay home until this holiday from hell is over. Regardless, you don't really mind Valentine's Day in that it celebrates love. You just hate the excessive spending!