Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Are You?

Because we can't all be Taystee

Greg Summers
Created by Greg Summers
On Jun 5, 2014

Pick your prison dinner

Where would you like to work?

Can you live by the prison rules?

What would you do if you found the screwdriver?

Choose your bunkie

How would your friends describe you?

Pick a labrador

Honestly, do you think you can handle prison?

Piper

Piper

You are new to prison and are having some problems adjusting. But you shouldn't worry that pretty head of yours, someone will come soon enough and take you under her wing (that is, if you swing that way...)

"Red"

"Red"

You are one smart, tough cookie. You've been to prison long enough, you already established your place and your dominion, nobody is messing with you and that's just the way you like it. Also, we heard you make a mean PB&J sandwich

Alex

Alex

You are relatively new to the prison lifestyle, but unlike other people (*Cough* Piper *Cough*), you have already found your place in the ranks of the inmates. You don’t mess with others, and nobody messes with you (except for the occasional girl on girl action)

Taystee

Taystee

You are the heart and soul of the prison. You are always happy and cheerful, you have amazing hair and the voice of an angel. Also, you are a big “Harry Potter” fan so that gives you respect in our book

Sophia

Sophia

Beautiful, smart, creative and loving, you are a natural beauty inside and out. You have worked hard and sacrificed your own physical freedom for inner peace, and there couldn't be a happier person in the world than you for doing that. Now go cut some hair and spread some fabulous around!

Nicky

Nicky

Big mouth, big hair and big personality. You have won the coolness competition in prison! You always make everybody laugh, you try to take this whole prison ordeal easily, and so far - success! You are one of the good ones in prison, so keep it up!

'Crazy Eyes'

'Crazy Eyes'

You are a creative, loving, talented person. You are not always completely "There", but when you are, it's a treat to be around you. Oh, and just try not to pee on anyone today ok? Miss Claudette just cleaned the floors