What Exotic Career Should You Actually Have?

Tired of your boring 9-5 job? Dreaming about a new and exciting career that will make everyone so jealous?? Let us help you with our new Fun-Career-3000 machine!

Greg Summers
Created By Greg Summers
On Jun 22, 2014

How long have you been working at your current job?

Where would you prefer to work?

Be honest - Do you like your current job?

Who/what would you rather work with?

What is more important to you?

How many hours do you usually work per day?

If you had the day off tomorrow, what would you do?

Have you ever quit a job?

Have you ever been fired?

Ice Cream Flavor Developer

Ice Cream Flavor Developer

Prepare those taste buds for an all-new profession: Ice-Cream Flavor Inventor! You are tasked with the incredible job of creating new ice-cream flavors each day! Tired of that boring vanilla? Need a little more dough in your chocolate cookie dough? Then GET TO WORK! (P.S. we're throwing in a gym membership aling with your salary)

Pet Detective

Pet Detective

Put your infrared goggles on and prepare yourself for a breathtaking new career! From now on, you are in charge of all pet investigations! A cat goes missing? You're there! A parrot is on the loose? You will catch him! A new doggy gang terrorizing the city? You will put a stop to it! And yes, this is a real job! (Google it if you don't believe us)

Professional Sleeper

Professional Sleeper

Get ready for the most relaxing job there is - Sleeping! From now on, you spend your nights (and occasional days) inside a sleeping lab. Your job - to sleep, and have others collect all kinds of data about how good you are at sleeping. The catch? There isn't one! Good Night!

Island Caretaker

Island Caretaker

Who takes care of a vacation destination during the off season? YOU DO! Get ready to call a beautiful, secluded island home! For the next few months, you will live in this spectacular resort, with all the sun, sea and food possible (plus, get paid!). Life can't get any better than this

Baby Stylist

Baby Stylist

Pick-A-Boo! Who is it? Its me! Your new stylist! Thanks to your new job, no baby will be caught with last season's onesie or outdated PJ's. Your job is to shop at baby clothing stores and come back with the latest fashion trends (P.S - We hear Spiderman baby-beanies are back in style)

Lifeguard at a Nude Beach

Lifeguard at a Nude Beach

Oh no! Is that beautiful, blonde, naked 23 year old drowning?? well, you better get to it, new guy! You have a very important job to do, and that is saving naked people's lives. That's almost as important as being a surgeon, just so you know

Cupcake Chef

Cupcake Chef

Sick and tired of your old mind numbing job? Well now you have a new one! From now on, all you do is bake delicious cupcakes and decorate them in new and exciting ways. With plenty of sprinkles. 9 -5 has never been this sweet!

Travel Book Writer

Travel Book Writer

Congratulations! You have been hired to write travel books! Yes, from now on, you get paid to fly all around the world, visit the world's most amazing hidden spots, and write about the, for us, simple people, who actually need to pay for our vacations. Man, you won the jackpot