Which Greek God or Goddess are you?

Goodman Theatre
On Nov 28, 2018

Where do you feel most like yourself?

Pick your poison:

Which adorable animal do you want to be your sidekick?

Who would you want to be your famous BFF?

What do you do for exercise?

What Super Power would you have?

Pick a side:

No, but seriously, pick a side:

Aphrodite

Aphrodite

Oh hey there, Goddess of love and all things attractive. Born out of the ocean, you arrived with your string of lovers tonight to a show with your name in the title. Some may think you’re a little vain for doing that, but hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.

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Artemis

Artemis

You might love your twin brother Apollo for his artsy pursuits, but what you really treasure is the hunt. An archer of unequaled skill, Artemis is the Goddess of the wilderness and moon, the protector of young girls and animals. People might underestimate your hippie, nature conscious ways, but they’ll know to take you seriously when you go all Katniss Everdeen on them.

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Athena

Athena

Do I even need to explain this one to you? Cause you know it all already, right? Goddess of intelligence and skill, warfare, battle strategy, handicrafts, and wisdom. If a problem needs solving, you know the answer, have already analyzed its context in society, and come up with three other possible solutions to remedy it if the plan goes awry. You and your pet Owl have aided every major hero from Odysseus to Hercules. If someone needs advice you’re the go-to expert.

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Dionysus

Dionysus

You are Party Rock. Redfoo and Skyblu are your boys. Every day you’re shufflin’. God of wine, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, drugs, and ecstasy. You let it rain, bring the thunder, and rage till your hearts content. You are also subsequently the god of Theater, congrats! Without you, we wouldn’t be here. So have a drink, or five, and revel in the fact that you are our patron deity.

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Hera

Hera

You’re the queen bee. You’re Regina George. You’re the Goddess of marriage, women, childbirth, heirs, kings, and empires. Rulers know they want you on their good side, and fear the havoc you’ll wreak if they don’t. You might be quick to judge, or get jealous quite often (and we really can’t blame you, Zeus is a flirt), but you take great pride in, and care deeply for those in your life.

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Zeus

Zeus

It’s good to be the King. King of the gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus and the god of the sky. You’ve got a mean aim when it comes to hurling your thunderbolts from atop Mt. Olympus. You’re just, fair and always the buck ends with you. A natural born leader. But, MAN, are you a flirt. You’re head’s constantly on a swivel, and since you make the rules, well, I guess that okay then. Like we said, it’s good to be the king.

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Poseidon

Poseidon

Aquaman ain’t got nothing on you. God of the Oceans and Earthquakes, you shake the world with your very thought. As temperamental as the seas themselves, you’re quick to strike, but also quick to forgive. You love long walks on the beach, riding bare back (especially since you invented the horse), and occasionally drowning countries like Atlantis… But hey, you do you.

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Hades

Hades

We know, you’re just misunderstood. You’re Hades, God of the Underworld, yes, that sounds bad, but you’re also the god of the Earth’s hidden wealth, i.e. GOLD! You drew straws with your bros, Zeus and Poseidon to see who will rule what when the three of you beat the Titans, and you got the short end of the stick. But that doesn’t mean you haven’t made the most of it! You’re organized and detailed oriented (try to manage 5 trillion souls and not be.) You’re a romantic, just ask Persephone. You just sometimes need to get away from it all and luckily you have your own (under)world to do that in.

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