Which US PGA champion are you?

In the bar or restaurant.

In the gym.

Just chilling. Happy to sign some autographs with the fans.

On the range or putting green.

Ball striking

Driving

Short game

Putting

Used to it. Next.

Spike mark. Tap it down. Give it another stare as you walk off the green.

Putter throw, kick the bag as you walk to next tee.

A few choice words, then we're over it.

Loud and in your face. Let's have it.

Understated with one piece of colour.

Nothing that will get me noticed. Lots of black.

Colourful, but classy.

Let's not ruin a good day. If we make par, we'll be in a playoff.

Do not mess this up. Do not make bogey. Think of the headlines tomorrow.

Just play for the birdie. That will be good enough.

Let's finish this off right here, right now. Eagle me up.

Lift with one hand, wave to crowd with other.

Two hands, bit nervy, trying to avoid dropping it all costs.

Two hands, big smile, out comes the speech, oh gawd here come the tears.

Lift trophy and the top falls off. Then make a mess of shaking hands with USGA officials.

Will always finish with "appreciate it."

It's all about us. We're working on this. We're working on that. We would love to win this.

Confident. Authoritative. In control.

Jovial. Will occasionally throw in a joke.