The BIGGEST fears every golfer has when joining a new golf club!
The BIGGEST fears every golfer has when joining a new golf club!
"Is Peroni on tap?!"
"Is Peroni on tap?!"
CLEARING THE RED TEES OFF THE FIRST!
So you've just joined a golf club for the very first time. You've rocked up with a new set of shiny shiny's, you're Billy No Mates, and you're playing in the first group of the day in your first Monthly Medal. Everyone has read the papers and come out bright and early to check out the latest new member. This is quite frankly the worst time to be unzipping.
HAVE I JOINED A PLACE FULL OF BANDITS?
So you've just tapped home for par at 18 and a total of 38 points. You're absolutely buzzing. After shaking hands with your playing partners, you're looking around for champagne corks and your wife and kid running onto the green with hugs, kisses and general loving. But nope, there's nothing. As you walk into the clubhouse to sign and hand in your card, you realise you've finished tied 10th.
WHAT'S GENERAL BANTER LIKE? OR IS IT JUST GOLF, GOLF AND GOLF?
So you've found yourself a couple of golf buddies, and thought it would be a nice idea to line up a couple of pints for them at the bar. But what's going down? Are they discussing Smash Factor and MOI, or did they just ask "are the shots on their way?"