The BIGGEST fears every golfer has when joining a new golf club!

"Is Peroni on tap?!"

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On Mar 27, 2017
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CLEARING THE RED TEES OFF THE FIRST!

So you've just joined a golf club for the very first time. You've rocked up with a new set of shiny shiny's, you're Billy No Mates, and you're playing in the first group of the day in your first Monthly Medal. Everyone has read the papers and come out bright and early to check out the latest new member. This is quite frankly the worst time to be unzipping.

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HAVE I JOINED A PLACE FULL OF BANDITS?

So you've just tapped home for par at 18 and a total of 38 points. You're absolutely buzzing. After shaking hands with your playing partners, you're looking around for champagne corks and your wife and kid running onto the green with hugs, kisses and general loving. But nope, there's nothing. As you walk into the clubhouse to sign and hand in your card, you realise you've finished tied 10th.

3

IS PERONI ON TAP?

*Replace named brand with your favourite tipple.* For some, what's happening in the bar is much more important than the speed of the greens.

4

HAVE I JOINED A SOCIAL CLUB OR A GOLF CLUB?

Depending on how seriously you take your golf, you're probably praying for one or the other. But chances are, you're looking for more of the latter. Is this a jovial club scene or are there thriving golf competitions?

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WILL I FIND TAYLORMADE TP5 AND TITLEIST PRO V1 BALLS IN THE ROUGH, OR MOLITORS AND COMMANDOS?!

The best way to check out your competition. And how seriously they all take their golf.

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WHAT ARE THE PRIZES LIKE FOR WINNING TOURNAMENTS?

I mean, is it really worth getting up at 6.30 am and taking part in this thing for a sleeve of Pinnacles? A fancy piece of silverware and new Callaway Epic driver, and then we're talking!

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WHAT'S GENERAL BANTER LIKE? OR IS IT JUST GOLF, GOLF AND GOLF?

So you've found yourself a couple of golf buddies, and thought it would be a nice idea to line up a couple of pints for them at the bar. But what's going down? Are they discussing Smash Factor and MOI, or did they just ask "are the shots on their way?"

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ATTENDING YOUR FIRST MEDAL, AND BEING 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE FIELD!

So you rock up for your first tournament, and quickly notice the first tee looks a little like something out the movie Cocoon!

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WILL I GET BARKED AT FOR WEARING SHORTS WITHOUT LONG SOCKS?

How casual is this club when it comes to dress code and appearance? Let's find out!

10

HOW MANY TEMPORARY GREENS ARE IN USE DURING WINTER?!

Some players would jump at the opportunity to be given a gimme from inside the grip of the putter (if that's what you choose). But let's be honest, putting on a temp is the equivalent of driving over speed bumps. Nobody enjoys it.

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