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Probably downhill, downwind, at altitude and hit a cart path. But yeah, okay.

Some are reserved a seat at dinner. Others will even go to bed with us.

Keep telling yourself that.

The scorecard will be framed. The ball will be signed. The birdies will be relived over and over again. It's all quite frankly a story for the grandkids one day.

And are still playing off 8 some 30 years later.

We may have lost the ball we were initially looking for, but in the grand scheme of things, who really cares. We're now about £3 richer.

If only they still remember you.

We've probably heard it a thousand times already, but please continue...

Despite still playing off 24.

*sees Turnberry pop up on television*... "Oh is that Turnberry I see? I played there in 2007 on a client golf day. Only went and won it with 38 points didn't I."

Before sending it straight in the drink at the next.

Or there was just a massive great slope behind the pin.

"I once played that course off the tees for the big boys, you know, those Tour professionals."

"So the ball was buried against the lip and I literally couldn't even see half the ball. I could barely even see the top of the flagstick. But this thing just popped up so sweetly and rolled out to the pin for a kick-in par save. I honestly don't think Phil would have got that one up and down."