Resting Sexy Face Is The New Resting Bitch Face

We all know that some women are afflicted with Resting Bitch Face, but no one talks about the condition known as Resting Sexy Face. (Full disclosure: the writer of this piece has Resting Sexy Face and really just wants to raise awareness.) #RestingSexyFace

Gloria Hooks
Created by Gloria Hooks
On Dec 4, 2014
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Millions of women across the country are living with a condition. And no one is talking about it.

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It's awkward to admit you have it. But if you don't raise your voice, how will anything ever change?

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The condition is called Resting Sexy Face. Not unlike Resting Bitch Face, Resting Sexy Face makes women's expressionless faces look sexy. Always.

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Trained professionals have tried to create a comprehensive list of symptoms. However, a precise description of the condition has eluded them.

As you can clearly see, it has even spread to some healthcare professionals.

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Luckily, some recent studies have arrived at preliminary conclusions. One such study suggests that the proportion of the eyes and lips to the rest of the face results in the 'come hither' look associated with Resting Sexy Face.

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At present the only thing we know for sure is that something about these women's faces causes men to draw unsubstantiated conclusions about their sexual or romantic interest.

For the men who seem to be confused about this condition, we have this piece of advice: If you want to know if she's interested in sleeping with you, you should simply ask. (Respectfully, please.)

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There are many ways that Resting Sexy Face makes everyday life a challenge. Just a few symptoms include:

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1. People at parties will constantly assume you are flirting with them.

This is not an invitation, this is just my face!

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2. Things that look cute on other girls automatically become "inappropriate" on you.

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3. Smear on just a little lipstick and it goes a long way... So we always have to dial it back.

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4. And the same is true when it comes to eye makeup.

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But there is HOPE!

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Now that so many celebrities are dealing with Resting Sexy Face, we can only assume that people will begin to sit up and take notice.

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If you or someone you know has Resting Sexy Face, please just get help!

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Although there is no known cure, studies have shown that even joining a support group with others suffering from Resting Sexy Face alleviates symptoms by at least 15%.