Which Dictator Are You?

Find out which absolutist asshole is your alter-ego!

Georgia Huiz
Created by Georgia Huiz
On Mar 29, 2015

Which is your breakfast of choice?

What do you hate the most?

What is your dream holiday destination?

What would you like for your birthday?

Choose a super power:

Pick your spirit animal:

Pick an album:

Pick a color:

Who's your Disney inspiration?

Select your murder weapon of choice:

Which would you ride into battle?

What's your first pick at 'family game night'?

If you could obliterate only one, who would it be?

Pick your ideal job (That isn't being a dictator):

Pick a film:

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler

You are....Adolf Hitler!
A failed artist who doesn't like Jews, you also have only one testicle. But what you lack in testes you make up for with your dick personality.

Josef Stalin

Josef Stalin

Congrats, you're Josef Stalin.
Once a very attractive bank robber for the Bolshevik party, the internet now knows you as the personification of Mario. You are responsible for over 20 million deaths, second only to Chairman Mao. Fair effort.

Suddam Hussein

Suddam Hussein

You are... Suddam Hussein!
Famous for murdering and torturing your own people, you were executed by them in the end. You also copied Stalin's moustache - As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you've copied his facial hair. You're a laughing stock. It's cheesy, it's disgusting. I personally found it artistically atrocious.

Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro

You are.... Fidel Castro! And Liam Neeson's doppelgänger.
Nearly responsible for the end of the world, you fired up America and created the Cuban Missile Crisis. The US hated you so much they tried to assassinate you with everything from poisoned cigars to exploding sea shells.

Mao ZeDong

Mao ZeDong

You are... Chairman Mao Zedong!
Your legacy, amongst killing between 50-78 million people, is your poor hygiene. You once went 25 years with bathing, and never brushed your teeth. Don't know how you managed one wife, let alone four.

Tony Abbott

Tony Abbott

You are.... Tony Abbott. No congratulations to you, dickhead.
You are the worst of the worst. Australians are pretty chill, but just mention your name and they WILL get off their camping chairs, climb aboard their kangaroos and throw some beer bottles. And don't forget your mantra: stoptheboatsstoptheboatsstoptheboatsstoptheboatsstopetheboats

Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un

You are.... Kim Jong Un!
Funny little guy with the face of an emoticon, the internet thinks you're a spoilt child with Daddy issues.
You have your own private Island, love to party, and are infatuated with Michael Jordan.