Which Safari Animal Are You Like When You're Hungry?

Hangry, much? Ever wonder which safari animal you're like when you get hungry?

Frodo
Created By Frodo
On Jun 4, 2015

Choose a kind of food:

Your favorite food tends to be:

If you had to eat fast food, what chain would you eat?

What is your favorite kind of meat?

How long between meals can you go without going crazy?

Are you a...

Pick a food to eat in the wild:

When you're hungry you're most likely to be...

Would you rather eat with...

What sounds the most delicious right now?

Which animal would you want to be like?

HYENA!

HYENA!

You get hangry like a Hyena! The sky itself thunders when your hunger draws nigh and no one DARES upset you.... No one can stand in your way once hangry, even if they wanted to!. Like the hyena itself, you become a ravenous animal willing to kill to get its belly filled. Those who seem to get in between you and a meal are truly in a dangerous position. It may not matter exactly what you eat, as long as you feel satiated by its end, for the safety of us all.

ELEPHANT!

ELEPHANT!

When you're hangry, you eat a ton like an elephant! It's like the very earth itself has opened up inside your stomach, allowing gargantuan amounts of food to be eaten at a substantial pace. This kind of talent has to be taken in and nurtured, as you are perfect for eating competitions! The black hole that is your belly looks like so much less than it is. It's power and potential, like the elephant itself, lies dormant, until called upon.

HIPPO!

HIPPO!

When you're hangry, you make a mess like a hippo! Somehow, someway, you can take a completely spotless kitchen and dining room and turn into something which just might resemble an African jungle. Bits of food, bone, and scraps lie on every surface possible. Your mouth, like a hippo, is powerful enough to crunch right through bone! You're lucky that you've also inherited the insurmountable cuteness that hippos have!

LION!

LION!

You destroy your meal like a lion! The hunger inside you is that like a lion. Your prey may run from you at every turn, but you have been built by design to take it down. Unafraid to rip through the meat with your teeth, leaving naught but scraps for the scavengers to feed upon. It's possible that you've never left a plate with meat still left on it, for you destroy your meal, like the king of the jungle himself. Just be sure to play nice when your belly is full!

GORILLA!

GORILLA!

You've got the adaptability and intelligence of a Gorilla! So strong is your desire to eat what you want, when you want it, that you have evolved your body and mind to eat both plants and animals as well as making and using tools to help you find and obtain food... You've pretty much developed the ability to AVOID being a hangry brat. You are the one in your group of friends who knows how to cook everything the best, or which restaurant has the best consistent food. You are a connoisseur, someone who knows food inside and out, and knows how to make a meal out of anything at any time in order to avoid getting hangry!