How dirty is your mind?

These questions will probe deep into your psyche to determine how dirty your mind is. Have fun!

Floyd Kelly
Created By Floyd Kelly
On Sep 22, 2018
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WARNING:
These questions probe around the cobwebs of your mind.

You may feel a slight tingling sensation while taking this test.

Which of the following sounds the dirtiest?

Which of the following looks the dirtiest?

He's wearing a fig leaf.
She's wearing a wig reef.

Are you going to
the shindig?

Which of the following do you think is naughty?

Which of the following
best applies to you?

Looking under your bed right now; we would find...

Are you overly addicted to
collecting plastic
chicken feet?

Say... which of these seems naughty?

Which word
do you like the best?

Are you frightened of garlic?

Which of the following
word pairs
causes you to feel
uncomfortable?

Do you make "googly-eyes" at total strangers?

Which of the following
causes you to
feel a tingling
sensation in your
groin area?

Which of the following do you like the best?

Which of the following
best applies
to you?

How sexy are you?

When did you last look in a mirror?

Which of the following can be found in your closet?

Please rate
this quiz
with stars.

YOUR MIND IS 100% PURE

YOUR MIND IS 100% PURE

YOUR MIND IS 100% PURE - This short quiz has calculated that you are without spot or wrinkle and are considered so pure that we have elevated you to another dimensional place. Be proud of yourself, because most people who take this test are very dirty minded.

YOUR MIND IS 100% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 100% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 100% DIRTY - Wow! According to the calculations behind this quiz; we find that you are so disgustingly dirty-minded that you should probably go to more BINGO games and drink more lemonade.

At the same time, be proud of yourself, because most people to have taken this test are considered normal or pure - so - the fact that you are dirty-minded means more fun for all of us.

YOUR MIND IS BALANCED

YOUR MIND IS BALANCED

YOUR MIND IS BALANCED! According to your answers to these questions; our calculations indicate that you are so balanced that you probably should go out and get into some dirty trouble. Be thankful that you are not like most people who answer these questions - most are purely dirty minded and corrupted - so be proud of yourself.

YOUR MIND IS 25% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 25% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 25% DIRTY Hmmm... The calculations behind this quiz do not find anything cringeworthy when it comes to dirty minds. May we suggest you get out and enjoy some sunshine to turn things around.

YOUR MIND IS 75% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 75% DIRTY

YOUR MIND IS 75% DIRTY and with a little more work you can climb the ranks of the dirty-minded to achieve great dirty things! You should be very proud of yourself; most people who take this quiz are simply ho-hum - you bring the life to the party!

How dirty is your mind?