How dirty is your mind?

These questions will probe deep into your psyche to determine how dirty your mind is. Have fun!

Floyd Kelly
Created By Floyd Kelly
On Sep 22, 2018
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WARNING:These questions probe around the cobwebs of your mind. You may feel a slight tingling sensation while taking this test.OK, I understand.Which of the following sounds the dirtiest?bulbous - gonococcusflam - glamsac - shackpubic - cubic Which of the following looks the dirtiest?hair - square - bearfruit - moot - cootbulbous - bulbous - bulbousplay - woman - drinkHe's wearing a fig leaf.She's wearing a wig reef.Are you going tothe shindig?Yes, I am going to the shindig.No.Which of the following do you think is naughty?scabies - muskvertigo - crampforeword - dirtballs - wallsWhich of the followingbest applies to you?My waistline is extremely thin.I am me.My pet has horns.I like to draw googly-eyes on smooth rocks.I eat shitake mushrooms everyday.I am very smelly right now.Looking under your bed right now; we would find...An empty box of animal crackers.A dirty towel.A slice of cheddar cheese.Nothing.A stretched-out, giant well-used jockstrap.Pizza from last week's party.Are you overly addicted tocollecting plasticchicken feet?Yes, I am. Help me!No.Say... which of these seems naughty?fanny - granny - whammywick - slick - pickhoney - bunny - moneytop - cop - topmono - sac - blisterhunky - chunky - funkyWhich worddo you like the best?OozeJobGulpDemonAre you frightened of garlic?Yes! I am frightened of garlic. Keep that stuff away from me!No; garlic is garlic.Which of the followingword pairscauses you to feeluncomfortable?cling - cumbersomesack - balllabius - skatesquirm - spewDo you make "googly-eyes" at total strangers?Yes. It breaks the ice.No, that's dumb.Which of the followingcauses you tofeel a tinglingsensation in yourgroin area?sex - cookie - spray - clingchicken - hawk - beans - fudgehunky - monkey - dong - ballspush - force - cramp - beansWhich of the following do you like the best?CherriesHornsPraisesPenalGlimmersBulbousWhich of the followingbest appliesto you?I am a freak.I have many pairs of underwear.I like funky chicken recipes.I am skipping this question.How sexy are you?I am sexy.I am not sexy.I do not understand this question.When did you last look in a mirror?Less than 5 minutes ago.At least once in the past half hour.An hour ago or more.A few hours ago.Which of the following can be found in your closet?A green rooster.A white porcupine.A pack of Bubble Booby Peanut BrittleA helium canister.A plastic doll.A bottle of Pumpkin Schnitzelmort.A very large sweat-stained brassiere.I am skipping this question.Please ratethis quizwith stars.

How dirty is your mind?