20 riddles to determine if you're ready to join the circus!

These ultra-mega-super crazy IQ riddles could land you a spot in a circus and you could become ultra-mega famous. Take the quiz and find out!

Floyd Kelly
Created By Floyd Kelly
On Aug 29, 2018
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If Steven gives Edith his box of tissues, how many chocolate candies will Edith have in her pantry?

How far will Larry travel to arrive exactly 6 blocks east of the train station?

Steven made 7 batches of hot and steamy rice.

How much tomato sauce did he add between the lunch and dinner rush?

Lisa complains all the time. So does Frank.

Does Jerry complain more or less?

The green trees are lush and the sky is blue.

How many peppermint candies are in the fields of roux?

She said "Wow".
He said "How".

What happens next?

44 + Sneezes
22 + Cheeses

Frieda wants how many pieces?

The 5 singing sunflowers were bouncing on 5 trampolines.

How many dishes were broken in the process?

Mrs. Quagmire is skinny.
Mr. Shelton is fat.
Mrs. Flerck is also skinny.

Is Mr. Spratch going to eat
fish-n-chips today?

The whimsical language of yesterday halts. Yet, it behooves us to reach for saffron and malts.

So, what time is the eggplant ready for salts?

It is quite often that the cake smells of grain. Yet, with a crane, Mr. Sheffield can remain sane.

Do you think Mildred will wane, or will she remain sane?

The freakish nature of his skidmarks were nothing compared to the flamboyant nature of circus clowns.

What time does the train arrive at the depot?

Harry has big hair, so does Jerry. Larry is scary and so is Mary.

If Barry is in a rut, will Sherry eat more than Gary?

The flowers were tall. The brush was green.

Which of the following is the proper call to be seen?

With a big wig, purple beads and white bell-bottom jeans; the wild nature of Mr. Sullivan was everywhere to be seen.

Does Mr. Sullivan own big shoes?

The proverbial gum will brighten in hues of red if exposed to oxygen and ________.

The carnival of the future is saturated with glycophates. The oranges will be green and the supplanted idiocy will also be seen.

How many times are seltzers going to be keen?

Sassy is known in the best. Flassy is known in the far jest.

There are exactly 7 puns.

That means, the square root of the squirrel is equal to ____________.

Your symposium is next week.
Her symposium is 5 months later.
His symposium is in two hours.

Does this mean Edith is ready for the limelight and cameras?

Finally, if you found money on the ground; would you give it to a person with hypnotic powers?

INCREDIBLE!
Your ICCPM Score is: 100%

Grade: The purest form of clown and circus excitement.

INCREDIBLE!
Your ICCPM Score is: 100%

Grade: The purest form of clown and circus excitement.

INCREDIBLE! You just received the highest possible score on this radical riddle quiz from the International Consortium of Clowns and Party Makers. It is possible, that at some point in the future, you will be contacted in order to persuade you to abandon your lifelong pursuits and go do some major disco dancing in a traveling circus. You should feel a great sense of pride. Not many people can achieve this score. Your ICCPM Score is derived by multiplying the indices of the quantum banana trapezoids by the quantitative shrimp known in the cake mixing industries.

ALMOST THERE!
Your ICCPM Score is: 90%

Grade: The flamboyant of clown and circus recruiters.

ALMOST THERE!
Your ICCPM Score is: 90%

Grade: The flamboyant of clown and circus recruiters.

ALMOST THERE! You almost received the highest possible score on this radical riddle quiz from the International Consortium of Clowns and Party Makers. It is possible, at some point in the future, you may be contacted, in order to persuade you to abandon your lifelong pursuits in favor of red herring juggling in a wild and crazy traveling circus. You should feel a great sense of pride. Your ICCPM Score is derived by multiplying the indices of the quantum banana trapezoids by the quantitative shrimp known in the cake mixing industries.

DOIDLES!
Your ICCPM Score is: 80%

Grade: Ultra-Mega Clown

DOIDLES!
Your ICCPM Score is: 80%

Grade: Ultra-Mega Clown

DOIDLES! You did well on this radical riddle quiz from the International Consortium of Clowns and Party Makers. We will put you in our rolodex from the past in the "Ph" section for phuture clowns. You can build better skills by baking bundt cakes instead of the sheet cakes. Acne problems will clear up if you refrain from clown makeup for at least 72 hours. Your ICCPM Score is derived by multiplying the indices of the quantum banana trapezoids by the quantitative shrimp known in the cake mixing industries.

FLOOMY!
Your ICCPM Score is below: 70%

Grade: Ordinary Clown

FLOOMY!
Your ICCPM Score is below: 70%

Grade: Ordinary Clown

FLOOMY! You only did OK on this radical riddle quiz from the International Consortium of Clowns and Party Makers. Perhaps you could be persuaded to abandon your lifelong pursuits in order to entertain others with disco dancing and roller derby at a traveling circus. Circus clothing is available year-round. Your ICCPM Score is derived by multiplying the indices of the quantum banana trapezoids by the quantitative shrimp known in the cake mixing industries.

BLOINK!
Your ICCPM Score is below: 50%

Grade: Not so Clowny; not ready for the circus.

BLOINK!
Your ICCPM Score is below: 50%

Grade: Not so Clowny; not ready for the circus.

BLOINK! You scored poorly on this radical riddle quiz from the International Consortium of Clowns and Party Makers. It is highly suggested by the ICCPM Council on Testing Matters that individuals with your score refrain from clowning around too much. Training may be required. Your ICCPM Score is derived by multiplying the indices of the quantum banana trapezoids by the quantitative shrimp known in the cake mixing industries.

20 riddles to determine if you're ready to join the circus!