Who's Your John Hughes Boyfriend?

Take the quiz and find your perfect John Hughes Boyfriend—and corresponding GET EVEN character—now!

Epic Reads
Created By Epic Reads
On Sep 12, 2014

Your BF is John Bender!

Your BF is John Bender!

"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social."

Who doesn't love a bad boy? Especially one who can make you laugh, and happens to be tall, dark, and handsome. John Bender (from The Breakfast Club) is rough around the edges, a self-described "criminal" from the wrong side of the tracks who masks his personal pain with a barrage of one-liners, outrageous statements, and confrontational behavior.

But we see glimpses of the boy underneath: vulnerable, kind, and searching for love. There's a brooding intelligence behind all that bravado, mischief in that impish grin, and soulfulness in those big brown eyes. Once you get beyond the touch outer shell, he'll love you fiercely, loyally, and defend your honor until his dying breath.

What's not to love?

In GET EVEN, your match is Shane White, senior at Bishop DuMaine high school by day, lead singer of the local punk band Bangers and Mosh by night, and Bree Deringer's (not to) secret crush.

Your BF is Keith Nelson!

Your BF is Keith Nelson!

"I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school."

Keith Nelson (from Some Kind of Wonderful) is the quiet guy, the strong, silent introvert who might not say much, but when he does, it might be the most perceptive insight you've ever heard, the kind of penetrating observation that makes you believe in one breathtaking moment that he knows you better than anyone else in the world.

He won't drive you around in a flashy car, or be the life of every party you attend, but he will give himself to you mind, soul, and body, and the love you share will find its ultimate expression in his art. Be prepared for sweeping, deep conversations that last all night, and sensual make out sessions as the sun rises.

In GET EVEN, your match is John Baggott, Bree Deringer's comic book loving best friend. A talented musician and song writer, John has just landed a coveted position as the new bassist and back-up singer in the local punk band Bangers and Mosh.

Your BF is Andrew Clark!

Your BF is Andrew Clark!

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

A man in uniform gets you going, especially if it involves cleats, shoulder pads, Air Jordans, or a onesie. And while popular jocks get a reputation as selfish d-bags, you just happened upon the most sensitive and caring sporto on the block.

The bulging biceps and rock-hard pecs don't hurt either. And you could play the xylophone on those abs.

Training takes up a significant portion of his time, of there's plenty of room for you in his life. He'll offer you the same kind of dedication, too—when he's not on the court or in the gym, his laser focus will be directed at you. And there's a confidence in your jock that makes him irresistible. Plus, he'd be an asset in the zombie apocalypse, just saying.

Besides, who doesn't want to be the doting girlfriend on camera when he wins that gold medal for his country?

In GET EVEN, your match is Donté Greene, star forward of the Bishop DuMaine Varsity Boys' Basketball Team. Despite his rockstar status at school, he's kind, gentlemanly, and defends the "little guy" – which is almost everyone at school considering his height.

Your BF is Jake Ryan!

Your BF is Jake Ryan!

"I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?"

A guy so hot he makes a sweater vest look good. This smoldering senior is tired of air-headed cheerleaders and sycophants who are only interested in his money and his red Porche. He's ready for something more, something deeper. And you're just the girl to give it to him.

He's the fantasy—the hottest boy in school who not only notices your nobody-ness, but is enchanted by your spazzy personality. Your quirks turn him on, and he hasn't been this excited by a girl since…ever. There will be lots of romantic dinners for two and staring into each other's eyes.

Did I mention the red Porche? Oh, good.

He might be off to college next year, but never fear: he'll pick the local campus so he can still escort you to your junior prom.

In GET EVEN, your match is Logan Blaine, the happy-go-lucky surfer who's interest in shy, reclusive genius Margot Mejia draws her out of her shell and into the world.

Your BF is Farmer Ted, aka The Greek

Your BF is Farmer Ted, aka The Greek

"Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

It's the age of the geek! Brains over brawn, and personality counts for quite a bit. Not everyone might see the potential in our scrawny little business man, but you do. He's got more confidence than all the popular kids combined, and an excitement about life that's infective.

View this one as an investment: in a couple of years when he hits his growth spurt and gets those glasses off, he's going to be a handsome hunk of man meat with girls throwing themselves at him. But he'll only have eyes for you—his first and only love.

Which will be awesome when he opens his dot com start up, sells it for $200 million, and retires with you at age 25 to a private island in Tahiti.

In GET EVEN, your match is Ed the Head, Bishop DuMaine's resident fast-talking, wise-cracking bookie, and purveyor of fine junk food.

Your BF is Duckie!

Your BF is Duckie!

The pompadour, the vintage vest, the wing tips— he's simply irresistible. With his geek chic and outlandish R&B karaoke skills, he'll steal your heart.

Whether you're catching a local indie band or shopping in a thrift store, he'll keep you entertained. His brain moves lightning fast, mashing pop culture references with historical facts, all with a playfulness that makes you smile. He's affectionate, dedicated, and will carry a torch for you and only you, for as long as you return the sentiment.

And along the way, even every day, mundane activities will sparkle with excitement.

In GET EVEN, your match is Ed the Head, Bishop DuMaine's resident fast-talking, wise-cracking bookie, and purveyor of fine junk food.

Your BF is Blane McDonough!

Your BF is Blane McDonough!

He's rich. He's popular. He's got a mega-watt smile that lights up when you enter the room. How did you get so lucky?

You may come from opposite sides of the track, but he doesn’t care. He sees something in you—a spark, a beauty he's been searching for—that transcends social status or financial statements. You might feel out of place with his family and friends (and vice versa) but you won't care with those baby blue eyes smiling at you.

He'll open up the world to you—places you've never been, things you've never seen—and you'll show him a new understanding of life and beauty and love. Paris one day, a quiet weekend in the Hamptons the next, this is a fairy tale love affair.

In GET EVEN, your match is Logan Blaine, the happy-go-lucky surfer who's interest in shy, reclusive genius Margot Mejia draws her out of her shell and into the world.