Remix These Fairy Tales to Find Out What Retelling You Need to Read

I would make it darker and more faithful to the original

I would remix it so that Ursula is the tragic hero

I would have Ariel realize that she doesn't need a man

I would have it focus on a story between the sisters

I wouldn't have them end up together

I would have incorporated more magical worldbuilding

I would have used more of the town's characters

I would have had Belle outsmart Gaston to take him down

I would have made it darker, with more fights and higher stakes

I would have given Rapunzel a story without Flynn

I would have made Mother Gothel a more brutal villain

NOTHING, it's the perfect movie

I wouldn't have let her bite that apple, for one thing...

There were too many dwarves

I'd find a better solution than "true love's kiss"

I would have let Snow White confront the witch

I would have kept Elsa as the true villain

I would keep everything the same—but get rid of Olaf

I would change Kristoff's backstory to remove the trolls

I would have given Hans an iconic villain song

Not a single thing

Literally nothing

I might add in a couple more songs

But other than that, nothing

I would make the colonization aspects more realistic

I would have revealed John Smith as a villain

I would have fictionalized it further and had John stay with Pocahontas

I would have made the whole movie about Meeko

I would have had Aurora train to face off against Maleficent

I would have revealed more of the mythology and backstory

I would have removed the whole kissing aspect

You know what? Just everything about it, probably

I would have had Tiana face more realistic enemies

I wouldn't have had her spend half the movie as a frog

I would have made it a more fantastical New Orleans-inspired world

I would have given Tiana a more classic adventure

I would have made Jasmine the main character, first off

I would have had Jasmine confront Jafar while Aladdin was trapped

I would have made it a series of short films about Genie

I would have made it a comedy where the Genie looks at the camera, exasperated