Which Hat Wearing Snake Are You?

Life in luxury has always been a goal close to your heart. You are someone who desires to travel to foreign countries and to experience adventure first hand. If you were a snake, you'd be the classiest of all snakes and as fascinators are arguably the classiest of all hats, of course it would be your hat of choice. During the great snake war, you were resting in your mansion. And moreover, as you are a high standing snake member of the order of secret satanic snakes, wars do nothing but excite you. So you drank sssangria with the visiting soldiers and foreign royals who sought protection in your city. Classy and fearsome, the perfect combination.

You will be richer beyond your wildest dreams and that is because you are cunning beyond ANYONE'S wildest dreams. During the snake war, you were the sole arms dealers (secretly you supplied both sides of the war). How did you learn how to make weapons without any hands? Well, after being gifted a rare amulet by your strange estranged grandmother, you were able to summon a demon to do your biding. The demon was hoping for a request more along the lines of "Make my enemies' skulls into my very own macabre chandelier." but begrudgingly made weapons for you. (The demon loved crafts more than he loved maiming the innocent.) You left the war as the richest snake alive, you died as the richest snake, and still no one has come close to being as wealthy.

You are a snake of humble origins and also of humble destiny. You are not worried about trivial things such as being the hero of your own story, merely that you're happy you weren't killed along the way. So you gladly represent the best friend of the hero and celebrate silently that you weren't just another acquaintance, who all died as fodder during the great snake war. rest their sssouls.

You are a snake who endeavours to conquer the great unknown. Of course these things that you shall conquer could be absolutely anything, from the insignificant to the incredible. You have no way of really knowing, as it is the great unknown. However, whether it is finally learning how to tie your single shoe without having hands, or surviving the great snake war as the glorious hero, you are ready and eager for a challenge. As the hero of the snake war, you are held in high regard all throughout snake land. You started off as a tiny snake child in the middle of the snake countryside and you will leave this world never to be forgotten.

You are the wildcard in life. Someone who exceeds all expectations. If you were asked to throw a surprise birthday party for your friend, you'd arrange a kidnapping and have them held hostage for hours before having them released at your amazingly well done party. You even made a chocolate soufflé. In the snake war, you disguised yourself as an enemy skink and learned their war tactics, you were able to be a great assistance in ensuring the snake victory. While you were pretending to be a skink you fell in love with one of them and following the bloody war, lived happily ever after.

You are a rule breaker, a mover, and a shaker. Snakes wearing hats? No, my friend, you are the hat. You live your life in a way that people only dream of. You are confident, unwavering, and sssaucy. In the war, you were a trailblazer. You defined the battle as one of courage, a battle where snakes poured their soul into their fight. The textbooks will illustrate you as a hero in your own right. As the battle reached a climax, you were slithering your way into the enemy's camp, and were sadly ambushed by the invading skinks and taken prisoner. You live out the rest of the war in chains but with your heart in the fight.