Which John Wall Backup Are You?
Which John Wall Backup Are You?
Still a better gig than FC Barcelona
Still a better gig than FC Barcelona
You decide to run to McDonalds before practice for the team. What do you get everyone?
Dejuan Blair found about your run to McDonalds and is upset that you didn't get him anything. What do you do?
3rd String calls you to tell you his car is in the shop and if you could pick him up and take him to practice. What do you do?
Ish Smith has just been invited to training camp and you think he may steal your roster spot. What do you do?
You have just found out via Twitter that Ernie has traded you. What is your reaction?
It's 2018 and you haven't been a Washington Wizard for X amount of time. Which one of these leagues are you playing in now?
The Team is coming over to your place tonight for Movie Night. What do you show them?
You're being interviewed by Chris Miller and he has just asked you who is your biggest inspiration in this franchise. What is your politically (in)correct answer?
Randy has just told you that you need to take your game to the next level for this team to become a 7th seed. Who do you watch?
10 Seconds Left in the 1st Quarter. What do you do?
John Wall has just been quoted saying you have given good minutes off the bench this season. What do you say to him?
Tomas Satoransky is coming to the Nations Capital and said he's gonna take your job, your girlfriend and your livelihood. What course of action do you take?
Ramon Sessions
Ramon Sessions
You are the Wes Unseld of Washington Wizard Backup Point Guards. You came in and have done a little bit of everything which apparently is impossible to ask from a Washington Wizard Backup Point Guard. Well everything but make wide open layups. But that's ok since you make them with three defenders draped all over you at a 110% clip!
Andre Miller
Andre Miller
You are as slow as molasses physically but not mentally. You were the Head Honcho in the AARP and you ran(or briskly walked) shit and the 2nd unit through that playoff run. Unfortunately the pace & space era had arrived and you and your 5 minute 40 time couldn't keep up. You take that savviness and dupe some young bloods at the YMCA man!
Eric Maynor
Eric Maynor
You are not good. Not even a little. In a brand new Ernie Grunfeld move he picked up the fat sloppy drunk girl when all the other prime booty was still at the bar instead of after he got rejected by them all. You were that drunk sloppy fat girl. It would've been better for you to talk about your self crippling daddy issues instead of shoot historical poor numbers from the field, cough up the ball every other possession and be non existent on defense. You are a low even for this franchise.
Shelvin Mack
Shelvin Mack
There are 3 kind of Ernie draft picks. The predictable, the bust and the "bust until they switch teams". You are the latter. Despite looking like Dejuan Blair's little brother you have carved out a nice career outside of Washington. Keep on keeping on!
Kirk Hinrich
Kirk Hinrich
Yes I know this isn't Kirk Hinrich. You go on google and find a 448x336 picture of him in a Wizards Jersey. I couldn't so you're stuck with our current savior Captain Kirk.
Anyways, most people forgot you were even on our team. You were the veteran presence in a locker room full of shoe pooping, gambling and whatever you'd classify Yi Jinilian as. I don't know, thanks for getting us Jordan Crawford I guess?
Garrett Temple
Garrett Temple
Once upon a time before being named our Franchise Superstar you were the backup to John Wall. Yes Eric Maynor was so bad we thought a shooting guard would make a better point guard than Eric Maynor who was signed to be a point guard would make a point guard. You are the classiest of backup point guards in this franchise's history. You are a scholar, gentleman and alright basketball player!