What Zoo Visitor Are You?

You are a child (or at least act like one) at the zoo! Everyone goes where you want to go and everyone leaves once you say you're done with an animal. Bathroom breaks are typically scheduled around you and you may be put on someone's shoulders if you can't see. Don't feel bad though, your innocent love for animals is why everyone comes to the zoo anyway.

Dude, you are legit. You take awkward selfies with the animals wherever you are. It doesn't matter if you can't see the animals in restricted areas, you only want to see the ones that you can get close enough to duck-face with. Including the actual ducks. You may embarrass everyone with you, but they will all be jealous of your epic photos.

The zoo for you is a coordinated routine. Fill in as necessary with the youngins and leave the shoulder-lifts to the dads out there. It doesn't matter where you go or what you see, the fact that the grandkids (or whoever you're with) can have fun is all that matters.

You are that person. At the zoo, you must see all the things. You will end up dragging your group across 4 miles if you have to just to see everything before sundown. The zoo is not a proper experience unless you see everything, so get your running shoes on, and have a medic on standby.

You are the parent. You check to make sure everyone has gone to the bathroom, you see the animals that everyone else wants to see, you end quarrels, and you have diapers and juice boxes ready at all times. This event wouldn't have happened without you, so feel proud that you help put it together and know that you truly are the leader of the pack.

You came to the zoo to see one thing. ______s. This trip will be a complete waste if you do not see a _____. It's people like you who zoo's love because you truly have a passion for ______s. Just know that you will get to the _____s and stop stressing everyone else out about it.

I'm not quite sure why you came to the zoo, but you are here now! Your personal favorite at the zoo is the flock of cars that you will join as you are leaving. Just remember that the zoo may catch you by surprise every now and then. Oh and by the way, you may want to buy a giraffe hat, so at least it looks like you're having a good time.

If you never watched the Wild Thornberries, let me catch you up to speed. Eliza is the main character who talks to animals conveniently and looks like a total freak while doing it. It's ok, your friends came prepared for this, so let your inner Eliza out. Laugh at the hyena's jokes, yell back at the lions, and gossip with the monkeys. Only you can. Just remember, if anyone finds out, you will lose your abilities to speak with animals and be cast out as a total weirdo. No big.