Which Pokémon Are You In Bed?

Gotta bang 'em all!

Distractify
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On Aug 9, 2015

So let's talk about sex.

Time for a little foreplay. How do you like to start things off?

What's your fave position?

Which of the following is an accurate representation of the size and shape of the clitoris?

Do you think your partner(s) have a good time with you?

Spit or swallow?

Which of these Pokémon would you most like to f**k?

What kind of balls you got?

Finally: does Stealth Rock overcentralize the Pokémon metagame?

You are Pikachu!

You are Pikachu!

You're a loyal, steady, solid lover. You haven't had a ton of partners but with time and attention to their needs, you've learned to please them. You don't feel the need to get too fancy - you haven't really evolved, let's say - but the way you are is fine with you!

You are Charizard!

You are Charizard!

You are a sex god, and you know it. You can please anyone, anytime, anywhere. You're not necessarily promiscuous, but you're definitely no stranger to doing the deed. Your experience has trained you to be at the top of the pack - now all you have to do is find someone with enough badges to train you!

You are Dratini!

You are Dratini!

You're not super comfortable in bed, but you have the makings of a master lover. A little more experience and a little more confidence in yourself, and you'll be shooting off Hyper Beams in no time.

You are Machamp!

You are Machamp!

You're a rough lover, and you like it. You know what you want, you know how to ask for it, and you know what tools to use to get the best possible experience every time. You're definitely up for kinky stuff and for new experiences. Sex is fun, why not try it all sorts of ways?

You are Ditto!

You are Ditto!

You're a chameleon lover. You tend to be into what your partner's into at any given time, without a massive preference for one thing over another. You're happy to just kinda go with the flow and make sure your partner gets what they want - and that seems to always work out for you, too!

You are Eevee!

You are Eevee!

You have a bit of a complicated relationship with sex. You think you'd like it more if you were with the right person, but you've also noticed you don't really tend to speak up and ask for what you want. You may not be sure of what you're looking for or it makes you uncomfortable. Let loose a bit! Choose a style, and run with it. Sex is for you as much as anyone else!

You are Chansey!

You are Chansey!

You're all about giving to your partner: if they're happy, you're happy. This is very generous of you, but it can prevent you from having the best possible experience with your partner. Assert yourself! Ask for more stuff that's just for you! You deserve it.

You are Snorlax!

You are Snorlax!

You have a lot of respect for yourself and know how to tell people what you want. That's awesome! Just remember, sex is also about making sure your partner gets what they want: try doing something just for them every so often!

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