The Worst Jobs Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous

She applied to be a funeral director. They always want to direct.

He used to be a set dresser on porn shoots. I speak for all of us when I say I wish he had been an un-dresser.

Used to perform as a party clown. Never thought he'd do something scarier than make "Kate & Leopold."

Used to clean the Poop from chicken coops, because life is a splat circle.

She roller skated in a sperm costume for a BBC TV show. What a money shot!

Sales associate at The Gap. Hahahahaha. Hahahahahha. No one messes with his basic white tee.

Dressed as a chicken for El Pollo Loco. So the next time a chicken hands you a flyer, hand him your number.

Worked at Hooters. If pretending not to be disgusted with people isn't good acting training, nothing is.

She was a debt collector. Just recovering all that cash and didn't even get to eff Robert Redford.

He was a hairdresser. I'd trust an emotional teenage girl to work the scissors more than this guy.

Worked in the mall at a Hot Dog On A Stick. Now the only weiner she handles belongs to husband Ryan Gosling.