11 Reasons It's Bullshit Kids Complain About Going Back To School

Hey kids, you want to know when the last time an actual adult got their clothes paid for by their parents? HIGH SCHOOL. When you're an adult you just go through that old garbage bag that's full of the last decade's Fall clothes.

Your work doesn't care if your stapler has gone missing. Also, those mole notebooks are out of budget.

The only recess you'll ever experience again is if your shortening the word "recession."

In the real world, you get no lunch, period. Eat that sandwich while you're on that conference call, and make sure you're muted. No one wants to hear chewing.

Want to know why adults are so out of shape? Because we don't have required gym class.

Guess what? If it's a nice day out, you have to go to work. If you have a slight cough, you can take the day off but then you might not get paid when you get the flu later this Winter. You only have a certain amount of days you're "allowed" to be sick in the real world.

This just doesn't happen in the real world. Unless it's the weekend, and then you probably won't go because movies are too damn expensive.

When was the last time you got to hang out with your friends for more than two hours?

Do you understand how much transportation costs? SURE NOT FREE, I'll tell you that much.

It's like a wedding except you don't have to bring a gift.

Oh, don't like your teacher? Don't like doing homework? It all ends on the last day of school. Don't like your boss? Don't like your work? IT NEVER ENDS.