How Many Kids Will You Have?

Ever wish you had a crystal ball to see how many children you’ll have? Take our 'How Many Kids Will You Have Quiz' and predict how big your brood will be!

The Witty Mom
Created by The Witty Mom
On Sep 16, 2021

Where is your ideal place to raise a family?

How old are you?

How important is it to you to have at least one baby from each gender?



Do you think children are expensive?

What’s your favorite part about being a mom?

In high school, you were more likely to be voted:

What's the largest car you are willing to drive?

When you see a big family with six kids at the mall, you:

You think only children are generally:

How important are time alone and discretionary income to you?

You'll Have One Kid

You'll Have One Kid

You're likely to be the loving mom of an only child. You might be a bit older, with a career and ambitions that go beyond "just being a mom." There are a lot of important things you want to do with your life, and having a child is but one of those. Plus, you're excited to take a child on interesting trips and introduce him to a world that you wouldn't have the time or money to explore if you had even one more.

You'll Have Two Kids

You'll Have Two Kids

You’ll be the loving mom of two kids. In your mind, two is the perfect number: it means siblings, a balancing of you and your partner, and it seems fun and manageable without being chaotic. You see two kids as a relatively affordable option that doesn’t require too much quality-of-life sacrifice You’re hoping to have one child of each gender, so you can experience raising both, but you’re not interested in trying for a third if that doesn’t work out.

You'll Have Three Kids

You'll Have Three Kids

You have three little ones in your future. Ideally, not all three kids will be of the same gender, but you’ll be fine if that’s the case: you love being around kids and the lively atmosphere they incite. But you'd also like to retain a bit of yourself; you don't want to just be taking care of kids for the next 30 years. You see three as perfect for the family dynamic--the ratio of kids to parents--and you can’t wait to see them grow up and support each other.

You'll Have Four or More Kids

You'll Have Four or More Kids

You’ll have four or more kids. Family is of the utmost importance to you--in your mind, that’s the point of it all. You likely live in a small town, rural area or the suburbs, where you have the space to let your kids run and play. Barely-controlled chaos doesn’t bother you; in fact, the mess and noise of little ones is almost a source of pride. Although you don’t have much time or extra money for yourself, it doesn’t matter because you have your kids.

How Many Kids Will I Have?