What Should You Actually Post On Your Facebook?

And don't forget to actually post it.

Dave Orton
Created By Dave Orton
On Mar 29, 2017

Male or Female?

How old are you?

Do you have a twitter account?

What's your favorite time of day?

How often do you feel 'crazy'?

How often do you find yourself talking to yourself?

And finally, pick your synonym for 'wild':

"There is a fine line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish."

"There is a fine line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish."

You got a 'Welcome To Night Vale' quote to post on your Facebook: "There is a fine line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish."

"It's really a lack of imagination that makes children check under the bed. Like the monsters couldn't be floating invisibly just above you?"

"It's really a lack of imagination that makes children check under the bed. Like the monsters couldn't be floating invisibly just above you?"

You got a 'Welcome To Night Vale' quote to post on your Facebook: "It's really a lack of imagination that makes children check under the bed. Like the monsters couldn't be floating invisibly just above you?"

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

You got a 'Lana Turner' quote to post on your Facebook: "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

You got an Ellen DeGeneres quote to post on your Facebook: "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

You got an Alice Roosevelt Longworth quote to post on your Facebook: "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

You got a Dave Barry quote to post on your Facebook: "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

You got a Henry A. Kissinger quote to post on your Facebook: "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"

"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"

You got a Ronald Reagan quote to post on your Facebook: "It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"