What's Your New Crazy Nickname?

Prepared to have this insane nickname follow you around for years? Take this quiz to find out! And don't forget to share it with the world!

Danyell T
Created By Danyell T
On Jan 1, 2019

If you weren't taking this quiz, what would you rather be doing right now?

If you were an article of clothing, which of these would you be?

Which word do you prefer?

Choose an object:

How would you prefer to keep warm on a cold day?

Well then - How would you prefer to keep cool on a hot day, hmm?

How do you resolve conflict?

Do you consider yourself a happy person?

Choose a color:

Lastly: Do you already have a nickname now?

NoodleFace

NoodleFace

Why hello there, NoodleFace.

An adventurous quizine guru - You love to eat, cook, watch cooking shows, try new foods, and following celebrity chefs. Life is food for you, and food is life. You also happen to know way too many food puns (much to the groaning of your friends). And if you don't well now you will, wont you NoodleFace?

CiCi Kawaii

CiCi Kawaii

#Haaaaaaay CiCi Kawaii! You are like so totally cute, fashionable, and totes popular!

"Kawaii" is Japanese for cute, which should be no surprise to you. Regardless of what came before, you now love bright colors, baby animals, fun accessories, and shopping with cat ears on! Just don't get too big of an ego about how ridiculously-good-looking you are, 'cause if we had to call you Zoolander it wouldn't be a New Nickname, now would it?

Pandaroomu

Pandaroomu

G'Day, Pandaroomu! You're a strange animal, aren't yah? Are you a panda? A kangaroo? An emu? Or all of the above?

You're a little bizarre, and a little mysterious. Not like 'medical experiment' bizarre (ok, maybe so) but not just ANYONE can earn a nickname that genetically fuses three exotic animals into one chimera of ridiculousness. You enjoy being part of a pack of other crazies, but sometimes really need your space. You've definitely got some wild tendencies, so just lay off the jump kicking for us, K mate?

Sir Jyferinkle Kemigglefuts

Sir Jyferinkle Kemigglefuts

Greetings, Sir Jyferinkle Kemigglefuts! It is a fine day to be knighted emperor of W#ATTHEFU*% Kingdom! For you are as unpredictable as your new moniker is unpronouncable!

Random shan't even begin to describe you! Your subjects now know to seek your guidance in awful jokes, ridiculous catchphrases, or starting a spontaneous dance parties of dancing! Just be sure to get serious when you need to. Or not, ever. What does it matter when you are Sir Jyferinkle Kemigglefuts, HMMMMMM?

Smashimus Maximus

Smashimus Maximus

All hail Smashimus Maximus - Conqueror of foes and keeper of deep emotions!

Wait, what!? Strong, muscular, authoritative - You're a natural leader and a natural athlete. But you totally are a big softie underneath. Thats right, teddybear - now all of your friends know your secret. The cats out of the muscles now, pal! Relax and stop flexing, this is a good thing! Milk this nickname and the moniker of 'emotional tough guy' and you'll be swimming in mating options. And yes, we just said "mating options" because we're being politically correct.

Buttercup McSnugglefaces

Buttercup McSnugglefaces

The cuteness... it cannot be contained! We see you siiting there, Buttercup McSnugglefaces! And you're a total sweetie-pie!

If they haven't before, friends will now describe you as fluffy, fluffy and fluffy. Prepare to be well known for your spooning skills, because you now love to cuddle and show you care - All the time. Endless cuddles. We're willing to guess that nothing makes you quite as happy as a sweatshirt cleaned with fabric softener, or a new stuffed animal. Can Haz Cuddlez?

Sir Larpsalot

Sir Larpsalot

Woe! Shant this quizzeth of epic proportions cometh to an ending? It haseth, and thee shall be dubbed Sir Larpsalot - Champion of Larpers!

Prepareth for a lifetime of foam swords and no mating, my'liege! Hold your shield high upon thy feeble wrist, and go forth a champion of those who wield the Mighty Foam! You're an adventurous one at heart, and we can'teth waiteth to see where you taketh said adventurous spirit! Perhaps to a field full of other foam weapons to commence the beatdown!? IT IS ON-ETH!

Shady McShadersen AKA Batinem

Shady McShadersen AKA Batinem

Like your new ride, Shady McShadersen? 'Cause we do. Congrats!

The Slimmest of Shadys has nothing on you. It is now your duty to wear hoodies wherever you go - and don't you dare take that hood off! Why else would you wear a hoodie if not to have the hood up, Shady McShadersen? YOU HAVE TO BE SHADY - KEEP YOUR HOOD ON. Darkness is your ally now, which makes this new nickname awesome because you're kinda like Batinem. Batman + Eminem. You're welcome.