Which Epic Military Disaster Are You?

Choose the method of your destruction.

Dan McLaughlin
Created by Dan McLaughlin
On Mar 14, 2014

What's your favorite kind of weather?

What's your favorite form of transportation?

What kind of hair looks best on a man?

How do you respond to trouble?

What gives you nightmares?

What did you do last night?

The Maginot Line

The Maginot Line

You are The Maginot Line! You're hunkered down in your bunker while your enemies go right around you.

The Alamo

The Alamo

You are The Alamo! You prefer to die to the last man against superior forces. Your best hope is that you will be remembered.

Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor

You are Pearl Harbor! You were minding your own business and caught by surprise when you were attacked.

The Spanish Armada

The Spanish Armada

You are The Spanish Armada! You launch your plans with great fanfare but sink in terrible weather.

Pickett's Charge

Pickett's Charge

You are Pickett's Charge! You have the courage to run straight uphill at your problems, no matter how suicidal.

Custer's Last Stand

Custer's Last Stand

You are Custer's Last Stand! You ride rashly ahead to be the first one on the scene, then discover you weren't prepared for what you're facing.

Cannae

Cannae

You are Cannae! You are surrounded on all sides and have no room to maneuver.