10 Foolproof Ways To Get A Valentine's Date!

Awww shucks! It can be nerve-wrecking to come up to that special girl/guy, but don't fret! Just be honest n throw a lil' Butters in there and you'll do fine!

Could you look away? EXACTLY! Maybe you should wear a shirt though. Yes, I think that's best.

"If at first you don't succeed"... you know how the rest goes. Maybe don't go THIS hard on one person, but if you keep your head in the game you are bound to hit a shot!

These days, nothing says ASL like a selfie. Be creative! Just let them know you're thinking of them, all-the-while thinking of yourself at the same time!

Remember this? McLovin saw what he wanted, reached out and grabbed it. The moment, not the physical person. I repeat, DO NOT GRAB THE PHYSICAL PERSON. Now make your move!

There's always this tried and true method. The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is a very delicate ecosystem, you must NEVER go out of order. If you try to "E" before you "D", you're sure to "F" up.

IDK if you like, knew it or not, but this world just gets weirder and weirder by the day. It's kind of "the thing" right now, so don't be afraid to embrace your inner... whatever tf you do.

THIS. If you listen to anything on this page, STOP LYING! If a fib is your foundation you'll never make it past relations. If you really want to wear that crown, just know what goes around comes around!

Hey, I would call this "random chance", but random is just a pessimistic word for serendipity, soooo swipe away! Today may just be your day.

You've gotta be confident in yourself before anyone else will be - Remember that you are YOU through better or worse, and to thine self be true!