Is Your Neighbour A Serial Killer?

Takes his family to church; he's such a nice guy

Performs his neighborhood watch duty by hiding in a bush with binoculars

Buries a dead hooker in his backyard, he has such a lovely garden

Came outside, patted his dog and checked the mail; he's such a nice guy

Shot the mail man, then stole his uniform and finished his mail route for the rest of day

Sent a fearful looking young man dressed only in his underwear out to check the mail

All seem to love your neighbor; he's such a nice guy

Have all started to disappear ever since your neighbor moved in

Have been killed, stuffed, and turned into pieces for your neighbor’s giant backyard chessboard

Stand up against a poll with an apple on your head that he shot with a bow and arrow. It was your lucky day!

Lend him some sugar as he had run out. He brought some back the next day; he's such a nice guy

Put up lost dog posters, but instead of a dog there was a picture of a fearful looking young man dressed only in his underwear

Some old woman's clothing drying. He must be helping out his mother; he's such a nice guy

All his sweater vests were made out of human skin, and wondered if he had anything in black that would fit you

All the bed sheets had a big yellow stain in the middle

Cracks open some beers and wishes some people would come over

Invites the whole community over; he's such a nice guy

Cracks open some skulls, and then has a bat while he bbqs the leftovers. De-licious!

Station wagon with plenty of trunk space that he uses to help people carry stuff; he's such a nice guy

A panel van with a blood-red leather interior

A big black van with a bumper sticker that says "If the van is a-rocking, I'm probably killing and torturing someone!"

He held a fundraiser and raised so much money that they were able to rebuild the community centre that mysteriously burnt down 3 weeks earlier. Sure it was in poor taste, but he’s such a nice guy

12 people died, and 70 were cremated, but at least we got a new community centre!

It got out of control! Luckily, the fire fighters were able to resuscitate the fearful looking young man who was dressed only in his underwear who had suffered from minor smoke inhalation, and a severe case of amnesia

Lends to needy people who are temporarily looking for a place to stay; he’s such a nice guy

Takes all his dates to, and then they never visit him again. It’s a total relationship killer

Built entirely out of human bones; it’s a very tranquil setting

Gets on his knees and begs him to make the voices of the demonic animals stop!

Invites him in and they have a nice long chat about all things biblical; he's such a nice guy

Shoots him, steals his clothes and continues his door knocking route for the rest of the day while serving up pieces of the fallen bible basher as the Body of Christ. C’mon, it's fresh! This seems to be becoming his MO