Which Avenger Are You?

'Inside Out'

'The Big Short'

'Creed'

'The Revenant'

'Mad Max: Fury Road'

'Bridge of Spies'

Thor. I mean, come on, he comes from another planet!

Ha, Cap trying to date in the 21st century. Girls would eat him alive. I'm surprised that isn't a reality show already.

What? I don't watch that crap.

Black Widow. I think she might be glad for the chance to open up more, and if she did, it would make for compelling television.

All of them — they all make themselves ridiculous sometimes, especially together (myself excluded).

Iron Man. Obviously.

"Stronger"

"Radar"

“Alien,” though I admit that that most recent album was not up to her usual standard.

"Everytime"

"Lucky"

"Toxic"

You might not guess by looking at me, but I’m a vegetarian.

Chicken shawarma’s the way to go. It’s better to stick with lean meats to stay in fighting shape.

I’m not too picky. I must say, though, some nice beef shawarma does sound good.

I try something different every time. I get bored always eating the same thing.

My god, will you people please stop asking me about my eating habits all the time?

Three of everything.

Oh, Thomas Jefferson. What a brilliant mind he had!

Benjamin Franklin. The man could appreciate a good thunderstorm.

Come on, George Washington! He was a great leader — and our first President! You’ve got to love the guy who came first!

Who’s the handsome one? Good with money? Totally blew up Broadway? Alexander Hamilton!

Betsy Ross, bitches.

John Adams, hands down.

Marilyn Monroe

I have no idea. I have no interest in celebrities. Or alliteration.

Ozzy Osbourne

Janet Jackson

Charlie Chaplin

Sylvester Stallone

“Waterloo” (ABBA)

“Angry Young Man” (Billy Joel)

“Born in the U.S.A” (Bruce Springsteen)

“Back in the U.S.S.R.” (The Beatles)

“Cupid” (Sam Cooke)

“Back in Black” (AC/DC)

I certainly never had one as a kid, but someone gave me one of those dolls, named Molly, as a joke once. What was that about?

Very funny. I didn’t have one, but for the purposes of this quiz, since I’m guessing you’re asking this question under the assumption that our choice of doll says something about our personalities, I’ll go with Addy, whom I find the most admirable and would most want to emulate.

Oh, I had them all. I didn’t play with dolls, but my mom figured why not, and just ordered the whole catalog one time. I gave them all to charity.

You’ve got to be kidding me. Well, I don’t have an answer for this, but my daughter has a Kirsten, whatever that means.

Dolls? I never played with dolls. My brother and I played only with blunt instruments and small weapons in our war games as children.

I didn’t. I had a Socialist Girl Doll. But I had to share her equally with every single other child in my community.