People On Twitter Shared Their Worst Date Stories, And They're Completely Hilarious

Writer and journalist Nicole Cliffe got it started, and now we have this glorious thread of awful first date stories to read and laugh at.

Calvin Straw
Created by Calvin Straw
On Jul 28, 2016

Nicole Cliffe

Nicole Cliffe say

The worst date I ever went on was seeing Dante's Peak (a fine film, I bear it no ill will.) We sat down, and I put my hand on the armrest. He turned to face me, and said: "Four out of five men take the armrest. One out of five men is gay." Then he shoved me off the armrest. This is a 100% true story, and I was in high school at the time. Okay, I am open to hearing your worst date stories at the current time.

Kelly

Kelly say

@Nicole_Cliffe Asshole picked me up. Neighbors walked out in wedding party clothes. He *deliberately* drove thru mud puddle to splash them.

https://twitter.com/kelly_instalove

the noodle eater

the noodle eater say

@Nicole_Cliffe I went on a date w/ a woman who complained the entire movie that we didn't get the perfect spot, said I couldn't get popcorn

Nicole Cliffe

Nicole Cliffe say

@Leask who forbids another person to get popcorn??

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the noodle eater

the noodle eater say

@Nicole_Cliffe she said it's too noisy and distracts from the movie. also the movie was THE AMERICAN which it turned out was not a fun action movie. this is a pretty tame worst date, I'm lucky

https://twitter.com/Leask

Emma Futhey

Emma Futhey say

@Nicole_Cliffe last week I went on a first date with a Freemason who pulled out a dagger engraved with Masonic symbols at the bar

https://twitter.com/emma_futhey

Jessica

Jessica say

@Nicole_Cliffe All my worst date stories are just stupid Mormon dates. Like making ice cream sculptures <-- real date I really went on.

https://twitter.com/jessicaesquire

Ilana Masad

Ilana Masad say

@Nicole_Cliffe Yours is amazing. My worst date was probably an OKC date where the person I was with spoke in monosyllables. @Nicole_Cliffe (I pretended to get a call from a friend and ran away. It was awful of me, but... He wasn't trying to say *anything*.)

https://twitter.com/ilanaslightly
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