People On Twitter Shared Their Worst Date Stories, And They're Completely Hilarious
People On Twitter Shared Their Worst Date Stories, And They're Completely Hilarious
Writer and journalist Nicole Cliffe got it started, and now we have this glorious thread of awful first date stories to read and laugh at.
Writer and journalist Nicole Cliffe got it started, and now we have this glorious thread of awful first date stories to read and laugh at.
Nicole Cliffe
The worst date I ever went on was seeing Dante's Peak (a fine film, I bear it no ill will.) We sat down, and I put my hand on the armrest. He turned to face me, and said: "Four out of five men take the armrest. One out of five men is gay." Then he shoved me off the armrest. This is a 100% true story, and I was in high school at the time. Okay, I am open to hearing your worst date stories at the current time.
Kelly
@Nicole_Cliffe Asshole picked me up. Neighbors walked out in wedding party clothes. He *deliberately* drove thru mud puddle to splash them.
the noodle eater
@Nicole_Cliffe I went on a date w/ a woman who complained the entire movie that we didn't get the perfect spot, said I couldn't get popcorn
Nicole Cliffe
@Leask who forbids another person to get popcorn??
the noodle eater
@Nicole_Cliffe she said it's too noisy and distracts from the movie. also the movie was THE AMERICAN which it turned out was not a fun action movie. this is a pretty tame worst date, I'm lucky
Emma Futhey
@Nicole_Cliffe last week I went on a first date with a Freemason who pulled out a dagger engraved with Masonic symbols at the bar
Jessica
@Nicole_Cliffe All my worst date stories are just stupid Mormon dates. Like making ice cream sculptures <-- real date I really went on.
Ilana Masad
@Nicole_Cliffe Yours is amazing. My worst date was probably an OKC date where the person I was with spoke in monosyllables. @Nicole_Cliffe (I pretended to get a call from a friend and ran away. It was awful of me, but... He wasn't trying to say *anything*.)