Where do you prefer to eat beef?
What do you like to drink when you eat beef?
Which national flag do you consider to be the most attractive?
In which battle would you prefer to have been a soldier on the losing side?
Battle of Faesulae, Western Roman Empire, 406 — Stilicho defeats Visigoths and Vandals under Radagaisus
Battle of Alnwick, England, 1093 — Malcolm III of Scotland is killed by English Knights under Robert de Mowbray
Battle of the Greasy Grass, Montana, 1876 — Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse defeat Gen. Custer
Battle of Øksnebjerg, Sweden, 1535 — General Rantzau defeats Count Christoffer's army
You are rare!
You are sure of yourself and happy but sometimes people are intimidated by you.
You are medium rare!
You are a people-pleaser, the center of attention at parties. The only people who pretend not to like you are jealous of you and usually eat Tuna Helper five nights a week.
You are medium!
You are not too far gone but it is seriously time for an intervention. You are far too young to look so haggard.
You are well done!
You have not lost your soul but your essence is dissipating quickly. Your friends call you "Jerky" and they do not mean it as a compliment. How did this happen?
When we order beef we are sometimes asked, "How would you like it?" In case you're one of the sorry people who doesn't know what to say, this quiz will help you find out.