What Dallas Stereotype Are You?

Try as you might to stand out, you probably fit one of these bills.

Central Track
Created By Central Track
On May 18, 2016

What’s your favorite drink?

Choose a set of wheels.

What’s in your closet?

What's your favorite Dallas restaurant?

Where are you most likely to be found?

It's the weekend, you're probably going...

What does your hair look like?

Where do you stand politically?

You wouldn't be caught dead...

My friends are...

Pick a song.

Pick a pizza topping.

Pick a pick-me-up.

Pick a game.

Who is your favorite Disney princess?

Uptown Douchebag.

Uptown Douchebag.

Duuuuuude, you're an Uptown Douchebag. You work hard, but you play even harder. You're well-groomed, pretty well-off and way too into yourself to let either of those two things go unnoticed for even a second.

Park Cities Snob.

Park Cities Snob.

You're a Park Cities Snob! Your cars are new, your house is big, and if they were going to do another "Dallas" re-boot, they'd probably just model the new Ewing clan after your family.

Little Forest Hills Libtard.

Little Forest Hills Libtard.

Right on, you're a Little Forest Hills Libtard. For you, life’s loose and easy going -- so long as there’s not a gas guzzler in sight. Standing up for absolutely everything you believe in -- even if it means taking time off from your urban gardening duties to protest -- is at utmost priority. Stay fresh.

Deep Ellum Low-Life.

Deep Ellum Low-Life.

You're a Deep Ellum Low-Life, or whatever. You move to the beat of your own drum -- or, well, you would if so many of your friends weren't actual drummers. You may not have a full-time job, which is probably why you don't mind hanging out at the bar until closing time on any given Tuesday.

Bishop Arts Alterna-Parent.

Bishop Arts Alterna-Parent.

Don't worry! You're a Bishop Arts Alterna-Parent! We get it: You didn't let having a kid change your lifestyle too drastically. That's pretty cool, we guess. You may be in bed by 10 p.m. these days, but it doesn't mean you're any less hip.

Right-Wing Nut Job.

Right-Wing Nut Job.

Props: You're a Right-Wing Nut Job. For you, it's go hard or go home -- politically speaking, of course. So your views are important to you? Kudos for that. Do they also make you drive a little too close to the bumper of a car donning an Obama-Biden sticker? Definitely. But it makes for a good tale at the 19th hole.

Celebrity Chef Jockrider.

Celebrity Chef Jockrider.

Excuse me! You're a Celebrity Chef Jockrider! Not only do you know all the hippest new restaurants in town, but you know where their ingredients come from, the chef's entire resume and how to properly pronounce "guanciale." Heck, you've probably posted a picture of you eating some on your social media feeds. How's your food blog doing, by the way?

Urban Cowboy.

Urban Cowboy.

Giddy-up, you're an Urban Cowboy. You may have never done any actual ranching in your day -- but, hey, at least you dress the part. So what if the only bull you've ever ridden is mechanical? You wouldn't want to scuff up those new Lucchese boots anyway.