Do You Suffer From Affluenza?
Do You Suffer From Affluenza?
Are you afflicted by the completely real, totally not made up condition where you find yourself unable to link bad behavior and consequences because you were raised in a manner that taught you wealth buys privilege?
Are you afflicted by the completely real, totally not made up condition where you find yourself unable to link bad behavior and consequences because you were raised in a manner that taught you wealth buys privilege?
How much did you pay for your last Wu-Tang album?
What do you use to fill your swimming pool?
Pick an Uber.
What do you do when you want one of those geese that lays the golden eggs?
How big is your trust fund?
Who handles your messes?
What color is your credit card?
What's in your beer pong cups?
When I run out of money I...
Have you ever been released on your own recognizance?
After you kill someone, what's your first thought?
What's your preferred way to flee the country?
Nope, You're Broke
Nope, You're Broke
You've got nothing to worry about -- except, y'know, your mounting credit card debt, mounting bills and how the hell you're going to make rent this month. But, hey, at least you don't have to worry about affluenza. Silver linings, I guess.
Careful, You' Have A Borderline Case
Careful, You' Have A Borderline Case
You might have greased a palm or two to skip ahead of a restaurant queue here and there, and there's nothing wrong with that from time to time. Just remember, tips are good, bribes are not, m'kay?
Uh-Oh, You've Got Full-Blown Affluenza
Uh-Oh, You've Got Full-Blown Affluenza
You float through life on a different plane than rest of us. You've never suffered a consequence and, quite frankly, you're not even sure what that word means. Wait, your name doesn't happen to be Ethan is it? Because, um, I think some people are looking for you.