Do You Suffer From Affluenza?

Are you afflicted by the completely real, totally not made up condition where you find yourself unable to link bad behavior and consequences because you were raised in a manner that taught you wealth buys privilege?

Central Track
Created By Central Track
On Mar 29, 2017

How much did you pay for your last Wu-Tang album?

What do you use to fill your swimming pool?

Pick an Uber.

What do you do when you want one of those geese that lays the golden eggs?

How big is your trust fund?

Who handles your messes?

What color is your credit card?

What's in your beer pong cups?

When I run out of money I...

Have you ever been released on your own recognizance?

After you kill someone, what's your first thought?

What's your preferred way to flee the country?

Nope, You're Broke

Nope, You're Broke

You've got nothing to worry about -- except, y'know, your mounting credit card debt, mounting bills and how the hell you're going to make rent this month. But, hey, at least you don't have to worry about affluenza. Silver linings, I guess.

Careful, You' Have A Borderline Case

Careful, You' Have A Borderline Case

You might have greased a palm or two to skip ahead of a restaurant queue here and there, and there's nothing wrong with that from time to time. Just remember, tips are good, bribes are not, m'kay?

Uh-Oh, You've Got Full-Blown Affluenza

Uh-Oh, You've Got Full-Blown Affluenza

You float through life on a different plane than rest of us. You've never suffered a consequence and, quite frankly, you're not even sure what that word means. Wait, your name doesn't happen to be Ethan is it? Because, um, I think some people are looking for you.