What Salad Are You?

Are you a stoic Caesar salad? A posh Cobb? Whether you march to your own beet or spend your thyme as a couch potato, lettuce find out what leafy dish you’re most like—inspired by ‘Women Laughing Alone With Salad,’ a raw comedy served with a side of feminism and tossed with audacious imagery, biting social critique, and devastating humor.

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On Mar 20, 2016

What is your favorite meal of the day?

How would you describe your style?

What is your favorite color?

What is your ideal Friday night?

What is your happy place?

Choose the salad flavor profile that sounds most delicious to you.

What is your guilty pleasure?

Your dream job is...

Who was your first love?

Fruit salad

Fruit salad

You are sweet with strong tart undercurrents. Everything you say and do comes with a coat of sugar on top, so people never quite know if you are being nice or being catty. You are loved by many and are often the main attraction at the dinner table...and at breakfast. You love to spread gossip, but you are so nice and innocent that people will forgive you. Dating is fun but relationships are boring. Taylor Swift is your hero and you aspire to be #instafamous.

Caesar salad

Caesar salad

You were a normcore before normcore was a thing. But that doesn’t mean you don’t love the spotlight. Everybody knows your name and you want to keep it that way. You’re popular and beloved for a reason. You can hang anywhere—sleek steakhouse, old school Italian, on-trend vegan joint (you’re great with kale). You have the whole world in the palm of your hand. March is not your favorable month. Watch your back!

Chopped salad

Chopped salad

You must be organized at all times. Borderline to extreme OCD is a consistent element in your personal and professional lives, which fluctuate between high highs and low lows. Your unparalleled work ethic is matched only by your big, intelligent personality and your strong, rich opinions. You love deeply but lose interest quickly, which leaves friends and potential lovers wanting more, ultimately competing in an endless Tetris game for your attention.

Chinese chicken salad

Chinese chicken salad

You mix the things in life that other people think won’t work, and somehow you prove them wrong every time. You have a flare for the adventurous, which sometimes means you come on too strong and sting people you don’t mean to hurt. You might be a little crunchy on the outside, but dig deeper and people will find you’re a vibrant and colorful personality with tons of flavor. (Some might be allergic to you, but who needs them, anyway?)

Cobb salad

Cobb salad

The name alone illustrates refinement, dignity, and wealth. You come off a bit posh to your equals, and even more so to those who rank below you. With you, less is never more; more is more, and decadence rules the day. However, you are loyal and are not afraid of stating your opinions. Your ego is just the tip of the iceberg and needs addressing. Otherwise, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night, while being visited by the ghosts of salad past, present, and future.

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