Have You Ever Been Abducted by Aliens?

Take this simple psychological quiz to find out if you have ever been abducted by aliens and simply don't remember it.

Catherine Maven
On Jun 2, 2017

Have you ever spent some time on a farm?

Have you ever seen something like this before?

Do you sleep well at night?

Have you had some PRETTY WEIRD nightmares in your life?

Do you often dream of numbers?

Is this little girl safe?

Are you afraid of being under a Bright Light & having people with SHARP INSTRUMENTS all around you? Does it leave you with a feeling of HELPLESSNESS?

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a Super-Elite Military or Para-Military organization?

2nd to last one - keep going. Don't you think it's important for you to find the TRUTH? Here goes: Does this image look like a SPACE SHIP to you?

Last question: Do you find yourself building spaceships compulsively, so much that even your kids are getting sick of them?

Yes, you have.

Yes, you have.

Sorry to tell you. You have no doubt suppressed the memory of just how AWFUL it was. The ONLY known Treatment is to go have a BEER - NOW. (Hurry!)

Yep. (You poor thing!)

Yep. (You poor thing!)

It's okay. You're not alone. 9 out of 10 of the 3 people surveyed for this quiz are Pretty Sure they've been abducted, too.
The only known CURE is to go get a BEER - right NOW. (okay, after work - Hey! Why are you doing QUIZZES when you should be Working??)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you've probably been prodded more than Britney Spears!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you've probably been prodded more than Britney Spears!

Luckily for YOU, it wasn't all over the NEWS every week!
What we recommend, simply for your own Peace of Mind, is to NOT place too much FAITH in internet Quizzes, okay? (-and, oh yeah - go grab a BEER!)