How much of a cycling hipster are you?

It is the final weekend of the Vuelta the last grand tour of the year. Grand tours are the time of year when everyone becomes a cycling fan, are you really cool enough to watch or maybe too cool?
Pass away the tedium during the time trial by taking this quiz to find out?

Cruiser
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On Sep 9, 2016

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David Moncoutie

David Moncoutie

You are David Moncoutie the anti-hipster; you really can’t be bothered with all this fashion lark (or bike racing for that matter).  What you really want to do is just hang around the back of the peloton, pootling along why is there so much pressure to win? Sigh if only life was about the simple things like riding your bike and bumbling along merrily, ah retirement.

Fabian Cancellara

Fabian Cancellara

You are Fabian Cancellara you thinkette you are super cool especial when dressingly in matchette with wifette. You are super strong ride #fullgas and make #paininthelakes. Organized #unclass #kamikaze bad weather much danger

Kenny Elissonde

Kenny Elissonde

You are Kenny Elissonde you are the thinking man’s hipster; you talk to French television about art, you wear a man scarf and you’re not afraid to cry after a win. Bike racing is an artistic expression of the metaphor that is life.

Dan Craven

Dan Craven

You are Dan Craven the accidental hipster; you are not quite sure how this happened but somehow you have become the pinup for the hipster generation, first there was the beard, the obscure rumors (you were bought up in Africa by lions) and then there was your declaration of love for Tro Bro Leon (before the rest of the world discovered). Maybe one day you will stop doing things that are cool without meaning to but until then you will remain a hipster

Pippo Pozzato

Pippo Pozzato

You are Pippo Pozzato, the coolest dude on a bike and you know it. You are far too exposed to be a real hipster, but who cares when you have and all over tan. A long time ago you used to be quite good at bike racing, what does that matter when

Brian Holm

Brian Holm

You are Bryan Holm, the hipster godfather; you were a hipster before the word was invented, you grew a beard before the rest, then shaved it off first. You like to read obscure political books which you then apply to race tactics.  Back home in Denmark in your Copenhagen loft, you like to listen to obscure Scandinavian jazz death metal fusion, planning how you will win Putte-Kapellen with a Stagiaire.

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