Which Of The 5 Narcissist Types Are You?
Based on science.
Rate yourself on the scale from 1-6:
Your physical beauty always gets you what you want.
You consider yourself to be more insightful or intellectual than the average person.
You always seem to find yourself in a troublesome or dramatic situation.
You are far more accomplished than other people of your own age.
You can't help but to admire yourself when looking in the mirror.
You not only enjoy being the center of attention, but you monopolize the spotlight.
You have a habit of talking more than you listen.
You would like to have a career that lacks any power and authority.
You are a Heroic Narcissist! You're a much louder and boisterous version than the average narcissist who holds nothing back, especially when you're in a crowd. You may often be referred to as the "one-upper" in your group, always over-sharing information about yourself that can out-do anyone around you. You're also used to playing the role of the martyr or the hero, usually providing a sound reason or strong justification for your own actions and personal opinions.
You are a Secret Narcissist! You are a shy narcissist who can also feel extremely vulnerable at times. Other people don't typically label you as a textbook narcissist and wouldn't initially realize that you are one, but that's because a professional therapist would even be fooled by your outward demeanor. You're narcissism type is humble and discrete, only showing its true colors when you've been victimized or feel hurt in a situation.
You are a Cerebral Narcissist! You take great pride in your intellect and can be incredibly persuasive when the right moment presents itself. You aren't necessarily obsessed with status symbols, but you place great emphasis on education level and achieving levels of authority and respect based on your big brain. To be completely honest, you have what it takes to become a politician, CEO, or the leader of a cult. You excel at any profession that demands a large following.
You are a Theatrical Narcissist! Your personal stories tend to be a bit over-exaggerated and grandiose. You perceive situations and accomplishments as more dramatic than they actually are, and other people take great delight in the extremity of your anecdotes. We would like to say that you're more "theatrical" rather than dramatic, providing only the most awe-inspiring tales even if they are somewhat hard to believe at times!
You are a Seductive Narcissist! You're more pre-occupied with body and appearance, usually intriguing other people with your seductive ways. You probably get caught checking yourself out in the mirror more than once a day, and you never fall short of self-confidence as you constantly admire yourself. Because you have such an unprecedented amount of self-love, others find it easy to adore you as well and experience a deep connection with you as they fall under your spell!
Not A Narcissist
Not A Narcissist
You are not a Narcissist! You're more of an altruistic person who doesn't care much for detailing personal stories, an exaggerated physical appearance, or being the most excelled in any given situation. You like to roll with the punches and keep key elements to yourself private, never failing to remain truly humble when it matters most!