Which Stripe on the American Flag are You?

We all love the American flag, right? Well did you ever wonder which stripe on the flag your personality most matches up with? Well now you can find out, finally.

Cairo King
Created By Cairo King
On May 17, 2016

PICK A DOG!

WHAT'S THIS?

WHO SHOT FIRST, HAN OR GREEDO?

WHICH GAME OF THRONES CHARACTER ARE YOU?

THIS IS QUESTION NUMBER FIVE

WHITE MATE IN THREE - WHITE TO MOVE

TAKING OFF MY BOOT. DID THAT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

PICK ONE

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES?

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR QUIZ EXPERIENCE TODAY?

Top stripe - Red

Top stripe - Red

You're tall, smart, handsome, Jewish, well-read and completely self-effacing. Basically my dream girl. Too bad my parents said we couldn't date :(

4th from top - White

4th from top - White

Cyanoacrylate is the generic name for a family of strong fast-acting adhesives with industrial, medical and household uses. Cyanoacrylate adhesives have a short shelf life if not used, about one year from manufacture if unopened, one month once opened. They have some minor toxicity.

6th from top - White

6th from top - White

One of the short ones. That's a good place to be. Unless there's something to reach on the top shelf.

8th from top - White

8th from top - White

How are you going to celebrate Thanksgiving this year?

11th from top - Red

11th from top - Red

What do you think is the weirdest mascot in sports? I think it's Mr. Met. He's a person with a baseball for a head. If you had a baseball for a head, wouldn't you not like baseball? Like if there were some sport where people threw around human heads and hit them with bats and stuff, I wouldn't watch that sport.

Bottom stripe - Red

Bottom stripe - Red

You're generous, smart, and you know a good investment opportunity when you see one. Which is why I'd like to talk to you about my idea for a brand new food truck that serves rotted-- hey! Hey where the heck do you think you're going? Get back here, I've got a business idea to pitch you!

3rd row, 3rd star from the left

3rd row, 3rd star from the left

Prime real estate. Only three short blocks from a subway stop. The neighbors are fantastic, and the super of the building is always available. I will say that things can get a bit drafty in the winter, even with the heat running. But most tenants tell me that it's nothing too terrible.

14th stripe from top - Translucent

14th stripe from top - Translucent

You might not see this stripe, but rest assured - she sees you. And that's all that matters in this game, kid. Don't ever get that twisted. Alright now hand me the onions and I'll finish making up this stew.