This Guy's Girfriend Is A Container Of Old Chinese Food
This Guy's Girfriend Is A Container Of Old Chinese Food
Just when you thought relationships couldn't get any weirder.
Just when you thought relationships couldn't get any weirder.
Macy
Hey there! How ya feeling?
Dusty
Pretty good, but my stomach, not so much. Last night was fun though, I needed that.
Macy
Rise with the sun for each new day brings new possibilities.
Dusty
Haha, yeah I guess. What's going on with you later?
Macy
Be prepared to accept an exciting opportunity in the future.
Dusty
Oh really? I'm always down for that. Any hints?
Macy
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Dusty
I guess so.
Dusty
I'm gonna run to the store and pickup some Pepto-Bismol.
Macy
A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.
Dusty
Huh? Why are you trying to sound like fortune cookie?
Macy
How else am I supposed sound?
Dusty
I don't know, like you! Where are you right now?
Macy
Dusty
What?????
Macy
Bottom shelf, in the styrofoam container on the right.
Dusty
I don't get it. That's just some old Chinese food from last week.
Macy
Ding! Ding! Look at you, smart guy.
Dusty
Huh? You're my girlfriend, not Chinese food.
Macy
Nope, Chinese food all the way.
Macy
You came home drunk at 3 a.m. last night and threw me in the microwave for a snack. Ignoring your roommate's advice that eating week-old Chinese food was a bad idea.
Macy
Remember?
Dusty
WTF?! HOW?! We're talking right now!!!
Macy
Durr, I'm a figment of your imagination, dummy. Do you know what sort of mind-altering traits msg takes on after a week in the fridge?
Dusty
What about your profile photo? I mean, you're hot. You don't look like shitty takeout.
Macy
You saw me on a billboard last night walking home from the bar and thought I was cute.
Macy
Dusty
Oh. Yeah.
Dusty
Well, I'm kinda hungry now, anything left?
Macy
Just a half-eaten wonton. But I think there's some old Burger King in the back.