How Does Your Worst Vacation Stack Up Against These Reddit Nightmares?
How Does Your Worst Vacation Stack Up Against These Reddit Nightmares?
Two words: Food poisoning.
Two words: Food poisoning.
Redditor Winpotch
A couple years ago I was at the beach and my parents close friends were there too. They had a really hot daughter and I decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of her and send it to my friend because he didn't believe I was here with her.
Redditor Idmontie
Okay...
Redditor Winpotch
Well it turns out that my flash was on. She looked straight at me and the only logical thing I could think of doing was to run. I ended up running into a screen door and ripping a huge hole in it.
Redditor Idmontie
Was the Benny Hill chase music playing in the background for the five seconds you were running?
Redditor Naengmyeon
Went to Mexico with my mom when I was about 16 or 17. The second day we were there, I got a bug bite on my eyelid.
Redditor Naengmyeon
My face swelled up and my eye swelled shut. I was too embarrassed and miserable to go out in public, and just spent the entire week in the hotel room.
Redditor FoolsPower
When I was a 7-8 I was invited on a camping trip with my friend and his family. The first day went fine, then I started feeling home sick so I was a bit upset for a while. Then I started feeling sick-sick and had diarrhea -- I only had a weeks worth of boxers.
Redditor Winpotch
Ouch.
Redditor FoolsPower
Long story short, i diarrhea'd my pants several times. Had my dad drive down to pick me up and take me home. Never went camping again.
Redditor Sex an candy
*Raises hand* Went to Washington DC with my family when I was 7. Got food poisoning, which proceeded into a nasty case of diarrhea. Proceeded to shit my pants on the steps of the Lincoln memorial.
Redditor Sex an candy
Redditor Adddicus
When I was around 12 my father took a vote to see whether we would go to Disney World or Montreal for vacation. Disney World won hands down. Where did we go? Montreal.
Ya know what there is for a 12 year old to do in Montreal? That's right, fuck all. And it was cold, wet and miserable the entire time we were there.
Redditor Halfwaytosomewhere
I showed up to what ended up being a seedy hotel on the far side of St. Lucia. Nothing was like what they described on the website. Some military group was stationed on the beach and several days after we arrived the hotel owner went out on a kayak... and never came back.
Reddiotr Stahlgrau
Well it wasn't a vacation but I came home early one Saturday morning still blazing on LSD and had to go with my family to my grandmas house. Longest two days of my life.