Your local pub is...
Just a pub really. That's it.
A hole-in-the-wall pub full of young people
A hole-in-the-wall pub full of older drinkers
Walking down the street you see more....
Sideburns, and plenty off them
Full-on lumberjack beards
Comb-overs and mullets
The old cafe has turned into...
A deli selling insanely overpriced imported foodstuffs with old-fashioned packaging
A deli selling Irish artisan locally sourced organic free-range handmade foodstuffs
A Spar offering the finest chicken fillet rolls
You see a bicycle, it's a ...
Top of the range mountain bike, though it’s too spotless to have ever seen a mountain
Expensive-looking racing bike – there must be a mammal - middle aged men in lycra - nearby
Forever locked to a lampost with the front wheel missing
A dog out for a walk has a ...
His own handmade scarf
A Hannibal Lecter-style muzzle
Well-groomed, shiny coat
The local coffee shop serves...
Guilt-free seed and nut treats. Yum
Brownies made with Fair Trade cocoa
The full-Irish breakfast roll
Derelict corner site has been turned into...
A builders' yard
A redevelopment site
An urban vegetable garden
Someone has spray-painted a wall with...
Inspirational street art
Directions to the motorway
The beer garden has...
Board and table games
Mismatched sofas and distressed wooden furniture
You mean where all the smokers are?
Many of the shops have...
Odd names for shops that don’t give away what they’re selling
Turned into boutiques
The same name as me. The family have been living here since I don't know when
Definitely not hipsterville
You're safe... traditional ways survive. Long may they last.
You live in hipsterville central
Bingo, you got the full hipsterville house. Celebrate with a cocktail earnestly served in a jam jar by a waiter with a hipster beard.
On the road to hipsterville
The hipster invasion has begun. It's only a matter of time before you're totally overrun.
Tell-tale signs that your town has become hipsterville central